Joey tells you what to expect when watching a movie based on a Nicholas Sparks novel, including the likes of A Walk to Remember, The Notebook, Dear John, The Last Song, and the currently playing The Longest Ride.
In this editorial, Joey asks if Disney (not Pixar) should really be making animated sequels like the just announced Frozen 2.
Are ya ready Kids? With a new SpongeBob movie out, Joey revisits the first time our friends from Bikini Bottom made the jump to the big screen.
Joey finally looks at an anime film: the revered classic from the '80s that arguably made anime popular in the west.
Which films ranged from blowing Joey away, to being worth seeing on TV again?
Which ones made it to the top... of the worst?
This might as well be the 34583rd film adaptation of A Christmas Carol, now brought to us from the schmucks at Image Movers! Bah, Humbug!
To celebrate the 86th anniversary of one of his favorite cartoon characters, Joey counts down some of his most memorable moments!
Joey discusses factors and tastes that contribute to the lack of hand-drawn films in the mainstream market.
Joey reviews the CGI motion capture horror/comedy Monster House.
Joey sees if the follow up to Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island deserves a Scooby Snack!
Is this movie a graveyard smash, or an undead turkey starring the Happy Madison goons?
I blame Dinkleberg! Joey reviews the latest (and hopefully last) live-action Fairly Odd Parents movie.
Mark Dindal's directorial debut, featuring singing felines and 5-year-old insane villains!
A discussion of how the biggest animated movie of 2013 does in its portrayal of introverts.
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