“I’m going to indulge in wild speculation here in regards to what the Star Trek franchise could have looked like without Picard. And that involves treating the entire Star Trek franchise as one whole story.”
A review of the latest found-footage masterpiece, and a few words about some upcoming horror releases.
Is this the end? Not even remotely.
Mark Dindal's directorial debut, featuring singing felines and 5-year-old insane villains!
“This is the mythology-inspired sword and sandals movie genre, and it’s not that far removed from its cape-and-tights cousin.”
This week: Cher as proto-Elle Woods, struggling through Emma, class struggle in Emma, and overuse of the word "curmudgeon".
“When 2017 rolls around and audiences find themselves being forced to see seven different movies (all within a four-month window) just to keep track of everything going on in multiple universes, we may see a real backlash.”
Renegado found a terrible remake in the Walmart bargain bin, but before he can review it, he has to talk about the original: Coming from Australia, this is Marco Polo Junior Versus the Red Dragon.
“I realize he has to take these kind of gigs thanks to his current financial situation, but that shouldn’t be an excuse for a total lack of effort.”
“One of the few Full Moon features that didn't go on to become a franchise.”
“As long as it’s not Twilight, it’s hard to mess up vampires, right? Well... don’t count on that.”
The Animated Heroine returns with a movie she nabbed on its way to the garbage.
“Oh, the places you’ll be dragged, dear viewer.”
“I came for robots, and I left with a migraine.”
A discussion of how the biggest animated movie of 2013 does in its portrayal of introverts.
Phil Buni is addicted to Blizzard's new digital collectible card game that's free to play, Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft. Did he mention that it's free to play?
In this episode: princesses, knights and queens, Linkara, Count Jackula, and some of the reasons Frozen was so insanely popular. Also, Ursa breaks into song. Because how else would you expect her to celebrate her 100th episode?
Body Harvest is a game where you travel back in time to stop an alien invasion force that's come to earth to harvest the human population.
One of the most ridiculous B-movies ever. The metal band Psychostick helps Cecil tackle this one by giving the episode an awesome intro tune.
“Only once is the idea even brought up that maybe the world ‘isn’t ready for this’, which is immediately shot down with a line that made me want to stand up and cheer: ‘Knowledge doesn’t cause chaos; ignorance does.’”
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