“We expect Benjamin to have interesting things happen to him, but no, he’s just a boring man with an odd condition.”
“If you’re going to do this show right, the fans deserve far, far better plotting and planning than they got the first time around.”
The sequel to one of the John Carpenter's best films.
Which films ranged from blowing Joey away, to being worth seeing on TV again?
“Director Doug Liman channels Harold Ramis, albeit taking things in a very different direction (less Andie MacDowell, more Alien MindControl).”
“Is it better to be bad and remembered, or bland and forgotten? And does this apply to all media?”
“Sci-fi fans looking for boilerplate action might be bored by the long stretches of exposition and introspection, but that’s precisely what makes the movie memorable.”
“The first step in escaping this persecution complex is realizing that we were not the only ones suffering. And no, our suffering wasn’t worse or somehow more important than others.”
In this episode, the Fear Fan examines the rebirth of the Friday the 13th franchise! This bold, exciting new take on the series had the working title of Repetition, and that tells you just about all you need to know.
The Suspect takes a look at the last theatrical release of the Home Alone series: Home Alone 3. Is it really as bad as everyone makes it out to be?
“This sequel to the reboot of the TV series 21 Jump Street is about as meta as a film can get.”
And now, it's time to dig into some bigger titles, because why not? A fantastic game is a fantastic game!
“I think the hardcore Sucker Punch fans are giving the film and its director way too much credit, especially considering how Zack Snyder would completely mishandle Superman just a couple of years later.”
Which ones made it to the top... of the worst?
It's the fourth annual Blood Splattered Christmas Special, as the Horror Guru tackles Bob Clark's sorority slaying slashterpiece Black Christmas.
“These days, Trek’s lack of serialization outside of Deep Space Nine is seen as shallow. But it still has much to offer.”
Updated on Jan. 6, 2015 with Part Two! The survival horror game Cold Fear has the feel of the old Resident Evil games, while mixing it up in a completely unique environment.
“2015 has arrived, and there’s no better time to take one last look back at what we here at the Agony Booth accomplished in the previous year. In 2014, our staff members posted 423 articles and videos, and here are the 30 most popular.”
Count Jackula starts off 2015 with a bang!
Cecil gives the remake of Black Christmas the full “exploring treatment”, with a comprehensive look at a little of the 1974 original and a lot of the 2006 remake.
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