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Horror Guru is having the best day of his life because the remake of Sam Raimi's Evil Dead starring Jane Levy is out! But Count Jackula spoils his fun. The only way to solve this is with murder!
The Women (2008)
"The director got together Meg Ryan, Annette Bening, Debra Messing, Eva Mendes, Jada Pinkett Smith—you know, actresses who are good at staring into the camera with weepy, reddened eyes, and somehow still look good doing it. And then she... Eh, why should I tell you how she ruined the movie, when I could show you, with a Screencap Recap?"RoboCop (2014): Half-man, half-machine, zero satire
“The new RoboCop is a starkly dramatic tale of a man-machine hybrid struggling to retain his humanity. This is actually a pretty interesting concept for a movie. But it doesn’t feel much like RoboCop.”Never Say Never Again (1983): the lost recap (part 3 of 6)
“Was this another scene specifically written so as to avoid a potential lawsuit? Does Eon hold the copyright on interesting gadgets?”Clash of the Titans (2010): Release the cheese
“If you’re going to remake Clash of the Titans, for Zeus’ sake, embrace the silliness!”Red Dawn (2012)
“And if that sounds crazy, remember that they’re fighting an army from more than 6,000 miles away that just waltzed presumably millions of troops past the world’s most advanced military.”Maniac (2012)
Masked Slasher gets a little too into the remake of Maniac starring Elijah Wood!
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