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Hey, Tolkien fans! Did you know that there's a film version of The Hobbit that you've probably never seen? Well, today's your lucky day then! Join Mr. Mendo (and special guest Mikhail Gorbachev) as we take a look! It's in a book! Um, sorry about that. Wow, that's an engraved response.
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Death, despair, and show tunes!The Lord of the Rings (1978)
"Luckily for him, Tolkien died before this movie was made. Had he seen it, I've little doubt he would have hunted down and personally killed everyone responsible for this monstrosity."The Return of the King (1980)
“His approach is cut short as he sees the reason a swarm of Orcs hasn’t gotten around to curb-stomping him into oblivion: they’re all dead. Naturally, we get a monologue explaining this, and I think even the five year olds watching at this point are probably going, ‘Move it along, goddammit, I got shit to do today!’”Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs (1943)
Because Mendo isn't enough of a glutton for punishment, he takes a look at one of the infamous Censored Eleven, a series of controversial Warner Bros. cartoons that are no longer available for mass consumption. This particular short addresses a subject that bothers Mendo to no end: the glorification of the military! And also, racism. That part's pretty bad, too.The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)
“For those of us who have already seen LOTR, this is a nice look back at those films, and for those completely new to the trilogy, The Hobbit is a an exciting film that stands as a worthwhile story its own right.”
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