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Hey, Tolkien fans! Did you know that there's a film version of The Hobbit that you've probably never seen? Well, today's your lucky day then! Join Mr. Mendo (and special guest Mikhail Gorbachev) as we take a look! It's in a book! Um, sorry about that. Wow, that's an engraved response.
My Little Pony: Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks (2014)
We all knew this one was coming, alright?The Lord of the Rings (1978)
"Luckily for him, Tolkien died before this movie was made. Had he seen it, I've little doubt he would have hunted down and personally killed everyone responsible for this monstrosity."The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)
Sofie barely avoids getting eaten by orcs as she goes to see Peter Jackson's long-anticipated return to Middle Earth, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey!Sailor and the 7 Ballz (2000)
A completely unlicensed and unauthorized porn parody of Sailor Moon and Dragon Ball Z and lots of other anime, complete with horrible animation, cartoon jizz flying everywhere, the sailor girls growing cocks, and a plot too puerile for ten year old boys. Rick Baker retires, and CGI wins
“CGI allows you to do anything you can imagine in your wildest fever dream, which begins to stretch the limits of believability to the breaking point.”Heaven is for Real is really dumb
“If there’s one quality that entertainment for Christians shares with video games made for pre-teen girls, it’s the idea that conflict is a dirty word.”
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