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The Simpsons: Bart vs. The Space Mutants: The Manual
Michael A. Novelli
on Sunday, April 21, 2013
In the latest installment of Mendopiece Fanfic Theatre, we take a look at the ultimate form of fan fiction: an early '90s Nintendo platform-based licensed game, or rather, the manual that came with it! Is this a dramatic reading of a Nintendo guidebook? A video game critique disguised as a fanfic episode? Who the hell knows?
Jar Jar, Ruby Rhod, and the legacy of Urkel
“I honestly can’t recall a single example of someone claiming an annoying character ‘ruined the movie’ when there wasn’t a non-white actor playing the role. ”Why the Airlines have Bigger Problems than Fat Movie Directors! by Lloyd Kaufman
“The recent flap about Kevin Smith, director of Clerks and Chasing Amy, being chased off an airplane because he is too fat is kind of hilarious. A Troma maxim of screenwriting is that fat + fart = funny, and I am certain that Kevin Smith, the fatty that he is, probably farted at the time he was the ejected = ha ha!”Pink Lady... and Jeff “Episode #5”
“Honestly, I think Jeff Altman might have been the only person left who still thought this show was a good idea.”Insane Clown Posse: An Editorial
“I’m coming from the most objective place possible when I say that Insane Clown Posse does not deserve their mantle as ‘Worst Rap Group in History’.”Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)
“Socrates was a firm believer in teaching by asking, ‘Why?’ Darren Lynn Bousman is a firm believer in teaching by asking, ‘Would you be capable of figuring this out without me here to hold your hand’?”Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles “Rust Never Sleeps”
“Guys, the French hate the Eiffel Tower. The average Parisian thinks it’s an eyesore. Guy de Maupassant used to eat at their restaurant every day just so he wouldn’t have to look at the damn thing! If you collapse it, they’ll probably send you a gift basket.”
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