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Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue (1990)
on Sunday, February 10, 2013
It's a mega Saturday morning crossover as Bugs Bunny, the Smurfs, Baby Kermit, Slimer, Winnie the Pooh, Garfield, ALF, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (singular) team up to tell you that drugs are bad. This is your brain after watching your favorite cartoon characters turn into major narcs!
Spider-Man “The Spot”
“Season three contains what just about every fan agrees are the two worst episodes of the series: ‘The Rocket Racer’ and ‘The Spot’. In fact, there was a debate for a while over which was the worse episode. My vote always went to ‘The Spot’, because ‘Rocket Racer’ may have been centered on a dull character and even duller villains, but at least that character wasn’t intensely annoying, and there were no gaping plot holes that I could see instantly, even as a kid.”Are You Afraid of the Dark? “The Tale of the Dark Dragon”
“Bear with me here; the protagonist doesn’t start out hot, nor does he stay that way throughout the entire episode. But it’s those little bits of magical, bad-assed hotness that really make this episode shine. It’s like when Anakin Skywalker finally turned bad—he was extra hot because you had to wait a little while for it to happen.”Super Friends! “The Mysterious Moles”
“Wow, I think we just saw the first time Aquaman has ever been useful on this show.”The New Batman Adventures “Critters”
“I get the sense that Farmer Brown won’t be threatening Joker for the spot of top dog in Arkham once Batman nails his ass to a wall.”Super Friends! “The Giants of Doom”
“I’m no scientist, but I’m fairly certain that if your moon loses orbit, you can pretty much cancel whatever plans you had for the day, because you are well and truly about to get FUBARed.”Full House “The House Meets the Mouse (Part I)”
“D.J. shoves a knife into Stephanie’s already pulsating open wound by saying, ‘Isn’t it incredible, Steph? Our little sister’s going to have all her dreams come true!’ And Steph’s like, ‘Yeah bitch, ‘cuz that never happens.’”
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