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The Cinema Slob hijacks Mendo's show to shine a spotlight on that shameless Power Rangers ripoff that Mendo showed a clip from in his last review. Assuming you can remember that far back.
Doctor Who (1996)
“So, basically, in the first minute of the movie we’ve managed to see seven rather stupid mistakes that are guaranteed to annoy most fans of the original series. Well done! It’s seldom a movie manages to have that many problems in such a short span of time. That’s one stupid mistake about every eight seconds! I am impressed.”Are You Afraid of the Dark? “The Tale of the Final Wish”
“I effing loved this one when I was a kid, mostly because it had a certain Mr. Bobcat Goldthwait as the villain. As a wee girl, I was kind of obsessed with the Police Academy movies, so much so that I used to host little mini-marathons. Unsurprisingly, I was usually the only one in attendance, save for my favorite stuffed animals. Later, Cheer Bear and the rest of the Care Bears would begin to make excuses not to attend my Policy Academy parties, so, you know...”Full House “The House Meets the Mouse (Part I)”
“D.J. shoves a knife into Stephanie’s already pulsating open wound by saying, ‘Isn’t it incredible, Steph? Our little sister’s going to have all her dreams come true!’ And Steph’s like, ‘Yeah bitch, ‘cuz that never happens.’”Human Target “Pilot”
“So I’m sure you’ve heard FOX’s new show isn’t the first attempt to adapt the Human Target into a weekly primetime series. And if you haven’t, well, now you have. And who says this site is useless?”Pink Lady... and Jeff “Episode #3”
“Jeff compliments them on being so talented, which leads to, you guessed it, Mie sucking up and Kei being a bitch. Still, her English has improved tremendously since last week. She may actually know what she’s saying now. Jury’s still out on the other one, though.”An Interview with Lloyd Kaufman, President of Troma Entertainment
“Yes sir, Lloyd’s come a long way from his days as a location executive, to the head of the longest running independent movie company in America. Troma’s movies cover almost every subject matter, with lots of sex and violence thrown in, all for budgets that wouldn’t buy lunch in most studios.”
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