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The Scorpion King (2002)
on Monday, January 21, 2013
The Cinema Slob is ready to rock (hah!) as he reviews The Scorpion King, a spin-off film from the popular Mummy franchise. Often looked down upon for simply being a cheap attempt to prove Dwayne Johnson could be believable as an action star, the Slob finds that there's a lot more going on in this movie. And most of it involves a perpetually half-naked Kelly Hu.
Gone Girl (2014)
“The sequence where the big twist is revealed is worth the price of admission all on its own.”Ready Player One (2011)
“Set in the not-so-distant future of 2044, the plot follows 18-year-old Wade Watts AKA Parzival, as he spends his days hunting for an Easter egg in his favorite video game. Sounds kind of uneventful, doesn’t it? Or at least, it sounds like my Saturday afternoons, and therefore not exactly novel-worthy material, but the book is surprisingly awesome and realistic.”Armageddon (1998)
"I just wanna close my eyes / I just wanna fall asleep / So I'll miss it, baby / I wanna miss everything..."X-Men 2 is not as good as you remember
“Maybe I hadn’t given Singer enough credit before, and X2 would be a lot better than I remember it being. It wasn’t. It was worse. Way worse.”Southland Tales (2006)
"It would all be so sinister, if I gave a shit."Daredevil (2003)
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