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Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997)
Michael A. Novelli
on Thursday, January 17, 2013
From out of Mendo's misspent youth comes this review of the second (more fanservice-y) Power Rangers film, Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie! And Mendo hopes you bloody well appreciate it, because just thinking about Power Rangers Turbo gives him hives! I mean, seriously, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie was bad enough, but now the Power Rangers are fighting evil with cars? It just doesn't add up, man! Featuring cameos from the Cinema Slob, the Film Renegado, Sofie Liv, Full of Questions, Irreverent Edutainment's Demoversi, and the HENSHINCast's Danny Boy!
Pink Lady... and Jeff “Episode #1”
“Most of you have never heard of this show, and with good reason. They only made six episodes, of which only five ever aired, and despite the involvement of the legendary Sid and Marty Krofft, and the fact that it gave ensemble member Jim Varney his big break, there is not one human being in existence who puts this show on their résumé.”Pink Lady... and Jeff “Episode #5”
“Honestly, I think Jeff Altman might have been the only person left who still thought this show was a good idea.”Pink Lady... and Jeff “Episode #2”
“So join me once again as I devote more thought to this show than anyone in history.”Insane Clown Posse: An Editorial
“I’m coming from the most objective place possible when I say that Insane Clown Posse does not deserve their mantle as ‘Worst Rap Group in History’.”A dark, gritty Power Rangers spin-off?
“The idea that such a film would need to be PG-13 just depresses me, because it’s demonstrative of a prevailing attitude with regard to reviving nostalgic properties: the idea that they need to be darker.”Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles “Rust Never Sleeps”
“Guys, the French hate the Eiffel Tower. The average Parisian thinks it’s an eyesore. Guy de Maupassant used to eat at their restaurant every day just so he wouldn’t have to look at the damn thing! If you collapse it, they’ll probably send you a gift basket.”
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