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Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997)
Michael A. Novelli
on Thursday, January 17, 2013
From out of Mendo's misspent youth comes this review of the second (more fanservice-y) Power Rangers film, Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie! And Mendo hopes you bloody well appreciate it, because just thinking about Power Rangers Turbo gives him hives! I mean, seriously, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie was bad enough, but now the Power Rangers are fighting evil with cars? It just doesn't add up, man! Featuring cameos from the Cinema Slob, the Film Renegado, Sofie Liv, Full of Questions, Irreverent Edutainment's Demoversi, and the HENSHINCast's Danny Boy!
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