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John Carter (2012)
on Sunday, November 25, 2012
We dig into Joshua's Movie Madhouse archives (back when it was known as Anarchy at the Movies) for Disney's underwhelming adaptation of the Edgar Rice Burroughs novel that inspired countless sci-fi adventure films, John Carter, starring Taylor Kitsch and Lynn Collins.
What the f@#% is the big deal about Space Jam?
“No need to quibble over dates any longer to determine which generation you belong to. If you hate Space Jam, you’re a Gen-Xer. If you like it, you’re a Millennial.”Supergirl’s costume... looks like Supergirl. Weird.
“Having seen the outfit, it allows me to say something I don’t get to say about DC announcements lately: I like it.”Maleficent: Feminist revisionism, with a dragon
“After seeing it, I can safely say this is as close to date rape as Disney is going to get. It seems it was only put forth as a veiled allegory because the movie is for kids. Had it been for adults, it would have just been rape.”Game of Thrones: About that Jaime/Cersei scene...
“Here’s what everyone’s missing: Jaime never really changed. Indeed, the defining flaw in his character is his complete inability to change.”Skyfall (2012)
“This is the most interestingly human, yet still recognizably Bond that the character has seemed in a long time, if ever.”Full House “The House Meets the Mouse (Part II)”
“How do I know this will be an amazing episode? Because dude, they don’t even need to explain what happened in Part I! No ‘Previously On’, no nothing. Why? Because they assume—and rightly so—that Part I’s awesomeness has by now simply integrated itself into your DNA and become a part of your basic humanity. That Part I was so intense, you already intuitively know what it was about, even if you can’t consciously remember much of anything (I think Michelle was kidnapped by ninjas?). That’s how awesome this episode will be.”
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