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The Black Cauldron (1985)
on Friday, November 2, 2012
Special Bonus Video! The teaser for Critics Assemble featuring Joey Tedesco:
Joey finds out if this is really Disney's worst animated film! With a reputation of being made when Disney was at its lowest point, The Black Cauldron is a fantasy adventure with obnoxious characters, cop-out endings, and archetypes we've seen done to death.
Bonus Video! Check out the teaser trailer to Critics Assemble, an upcoming movie featuring Joey!
Disney’s A Christmas Carol (2009)
This might as well be the 34583rd film adaptation of A Christmas Carol, now brought to us from the schmucks at Image Movers! Bah, Humbug!Aladdin: The Return of Jafar (1994)
It's Joey's hate-filled review of The Return of Jafar, a lazy, badly animated cash-in on Aladdin, and the first (and probably worst) Disney direct-to-video sequel!Delgo (2008)
In his 50th review, Joey receives a divine request to look at Delgo, which was considered for the longest time to be the biggest CG turkey of all time!The Return of the King (1980)
“His approach is cut short as he sees the reason a swarm of Orcs hasn’t gotten around to curb-stomping him into oblivion: they’re all dead. Naturally, we get a monologue explaining this, and I think even the five year olds watching at this point are probably going, ‘Move it along, goddammit, I got shit to do today!’”Top 5 animated dogs
Joey hopes he's not in the doghouse if he didn't include your favorite!Brother Bear (2003)
Watch as Joey has a hard time distinguishing this movie from Pixar's latest movie (and big disappointment) Brave. Both have main characters that transform into bears and need to go on journeys of self-enlightenment, or some bull crap like that. Oh, but this one has two Canadian bull moose, with one played by Rick Moranis, which is a clever bit of casting, eehhh?
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