Working, please wait...
Santo vs. The Vampire Women (1962)
on Monday, October 29, 2012
It's Halloween, and per the Renegado's made-up tradition, it's time to talk about everyone's favorite lucha libre superhero, El Santo! This time, he tackles Santo vs. Las Mujeres Vampiro, which would later be dubbed into English, retitled Samson vs. The Vampire Women, and mocked mercilessly on Mystery Science Theater 3000. Featuring cameos from all your favorite Agony Booth contributors, and the Blue Demon!
Santo and Blue Demon vs. The Monsters (1969)
Together, the two luchadores battle the Mexican Dracula, vampire women, the Wolfman, a cyclops, the Mummy, and the Frankenstein monster. It's cheesy, ridiculous fun. In other words, a Santo film.Will the new Dracula suck?
“As long as it’s not Twilight, it’s hard to mess up vampires, right? Well... don’t count on that.”Twilight (2008)
"No matter how good of a job the director did, and no matter how hard the screenwriters worked, nobody else's talent is ever going to fix the middle-aged woman's disturbing sparkly wank-dream that is Twilight."The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
“My prediction at the end of my Twilight recap was correct: This movie did indeed suck harder than its predecessor. In fact, it sucked so hard that it made me wonder why I ever liked the first one to begin with.”Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
Vampires are killing lesbians in Canada, and the only person who can stop them is the greatest vampire hunter of all: Jesus Christ! And just in case that's not insane enough for you, God sends the masked Mexican wrestler El Santo to help out.Deafula (1975)
"All you really need to know about this movie is that it's called Deafula, it's about a deaf vampire, it's performed entirely in sign language, and yes, it really exists."
Scroll down to comment on this video!