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Sucker Punch (2011)
on Monday, October 29, 2012
Exploitation? Robots? Kung-fu? Guns? Emily Browning, Abbie Cornish, Jena Malone, Vanessa Hudgens, and Jamie Chung in sexy outfits? Normally, those would all be ingredients for the perfect movie, but when Zack Snyder is the chef, the only thing being served is a shit sandwich called Sucker Punch. Watch as Johnny chokes down the whole thing.
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