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on Thursday, October 25, 2012
The Porn Critic reviews Jim Wynorski's Cleavagefield, a porno of epic
fails to comprehend the concept of a found footage
movie. Find out what it would have looked like if J.J. Abrams modeled the Cloverfield monster after Pete's Dragon, and enjoy a brand new installment of Does It Make Sense? with your host Bane!
Womb Raider (2003)
The Lara Croft porn parody Womb Raider gets the Porn Critic treatment, and he wonders: Why spoof an action film if you can't shoot a gunfight? This could have been a decent flick, if something actually happened in it! Unfortunately, it doesn't and it isn't.The Flintstones: A XXX Parody (2010)
The Porn Critic continues his quest to prove Rule 34, and this time he's joined by our very own J.T. (AKA Joey Tedesco) for The Flintstones: A XXX Parody, where Betty is sexy, Pebbles is hot (and 18), and we learn how Wilma got her pearl necklace. They'll have a straight old time!Italian Stallion (1970)
It's the infamous softcore porno starring Sylvester Stallone that was re-released when he hit it big with Rocky. A New York City couple have sex, engage in light S&M, then invite some of their friends over for an orgy. The end. Features a special guest appearance by our own Cheap-Arse Film Critic!Star Ballz (2001)
Not only does it reference Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball Z, Star Wars, and literally every movie ever made, but it also got the attention of George Lucas, who (unsuccessfully) filed a federal lawsuit against the makers of this movie. The Porn Critic checks it out to see if there's any chance in hell he might confuse it with the real Star Wars.The Erotic Witch Project Trilogy: 2000-2001
Mendo closes out his trilogy of porn reviews with a look at a series of Blair Witch Project spoofs that are a lot better than the actual films, but still incredibly weird in their own right. Keep an eye out for That '70s Girl's A.J. Khan!Jane Blond DD7 (2006)
The Porn Critic celebrates the release of the new Bond film with Jane Blond DD7, a "parody" of James Bond, but only in the sense that they both vaguely have something to do with secret agents.
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