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on Thursday, October 25, 2012
The Porn Critic reviews Jim Wynorski's Cleavagefield, a porno of epic
fails to comprehend the concept of a found footage
movie. Find out what it would have looked like if J.J. Abrams modeled the Cloverfield monster after Pete's Dragon, and enjoy a brand new installment of Does It Make Sense? with your host Bane!
Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 3)
“I’d say the powers that be are trying to collectively piss off an entire region of planet Earth, but I get the feeling everybody gets offended equally here, and it’s just Latin America’s turn.”Superman vs. Spider-Man XXX (2012)
Porn Critic reviews Axel Braun's latest, Superman vs. Spider-Man XXX. Yes, it's a parody of a classic 1976 comic... supposedly. And it's probably the only time you'll ever see these two superheroes on screen
together, ever. Seriously, this will never ever happen in a
mainstream movie. So it doesn't even matter that the movie is rubbish; it's
just pure fanboy essentialness... with boobs.Beach Babes 2: Cave Girl Island (1994)
"Softcore porn to men is like Fabio romance novels to women. You will never, ever meet anyone who admits to watching this stuff, but somehow, they keep making it."SpiderBabe (2003)
Softcore queen Misty Mundae stars as Patricia Porker, a shy high school girl who gets bitten by a genetically engineered spider and becomes an oversexed, crime-fighting superhero. The Porn Critic explains why SpiderBabe is a total piece of shit, with absolutely no talent or creativity going into the making of it.Disaster Movie (2008)
"Before Iron Man can... do whatever he was about to do, a cow lands on him. Because, you know, there was that one scene in Twister where a cow was flying around and... um, yeah. At this point, they might as well be making references to the Hoover Administration, '23 skidoo', or Spike Jones and His City Slickers for all this movie's target audience would know."Busty Cops (2004)
It's the tale of three cops who are busty, and also undercover, which we know because they constantly tell everyone they meet that they are undercover.
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