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on Thursday, October 25, 2012
The Porn Critic reviews Jim Wynorski's Cleavagefield, a porno of epic
fails to comprehend the concept of a found footage
movie. Find out what it would have looked like if J.J. Abrams modeled the Cloverfield monster after Pete's Dragon, and enjoy a brand new installment of Does It Make Sense? with your host Bane!
Play-Mate of the Apes (2002)
In this strange Planet of the Apes spoof, Misty Mundae plays an astronaut who crash lands on a planet and gets captured by intelligent apes who force her to make sexy time with Darian Caine... when they're not singing, dancing, or rapping.Busty Cops (2004)
It's the tale of three cops who are busty, and also undercover, which we know because they constantly tell everyone they meet that they are undercover.Disaster Movie (2008)
"Before Iron Man can... do whatever he was about to do, a cow lands on him. Because, you know, there was that one scene in Twister where a cow was flying around and... um, yeah. At this point, they might as well be making references to the Hoover Administration, '23 skidoo', or Spike Jones and His City Slickers for all this movie's target audience would know."The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody (2012)
Despite the title, there's nothing funny about it. Batman bangs Catwoman, the Joker screws Batgirl (before shooting and crippling her), Nightwing does Poison Ivy, Zatanna [?] has sex with John Constantine [??] and there's not the slightest trace of fun to be had. The Nolan films might take themselves too seriously, but why does the parody have to?She-Hulk XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (2013)
“Given Goyer’s general attitude towards comic book characters, it’s clear most of his knowledge of She-Hulk comes from when Chyna played the character in Vivid’s 2013 hardcore porn She-Hulk XXX: An Axel Braun Parody.”This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX (2011)
It's Hustler's porn spoof of Ghostbusters (yes, it's a spoof... of a comedy) starring Evan Stone as Bill Murray, plus three other guys, busting sex-crazed ghosts and feeling good about it!
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