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on Thursday, October 25, 2012
The Porn Critic reviews Jim Wynorski's Cleavagefield, a porno of epic
fails to comprehend the concept of a found footage
movie. Find out what it would have looked like if J.J. Abrams modeled the Cloverfield monster after Pete's Dragon, and enjoy a brand new installment of Does It Make Sense? with your host Bane!
Play-Mate of the Apes (2002)
In this strange Planet of the Apes spoof, Misty Mundae plays an astronaut who crash lands on a planet and gets captured by intelligent apes who force her to make sexy time with Darian Caine... when they're not singing, dancing, or rapping.SpiderBabe (2003)
Softcore queen Misty Mundae stars as Patricia Porker, a shy high school girl who gets bitten by a genetically engineered spider and becomes an oversexed, crime-fighting superhero. The Porn Critic explains why SpiderBabe is a total piece of shit, with absolutely no talent or creativity going into the making of it.Italian Stallion (1970)
It's the infamous softcore porno starring Sylvester Stallone that was re-released when he hit it big with Rocky. A New York City couple have sex, engage in light S&M, then invite some of their friends over for an orgy. The end. Features a special guest appearance by our own Cheap-Arse Film Critic!Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody (2013)
The Porn Critic takes a look at Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody, and... it turns out it's amazing! How can he do the angry reviewer shtick now?Evil Head (2012)
The Porn Critic presents Evil Head, a takeoff on Sam Raimi's Evil Dead, where the "gory horror" niche meets the "porn parody" niche. But is there really an audience for something sexy that has this much blood in it? Our very own Count Jackula makes a special appearance to put this film in its proper historical context!Eiken (2003)
A boy is forced to join the vaguely-defined Eiken Club, which is mostly made up of schoolgirls with ridiculously enormous breasts. Yeah, that's pretty much the whole plot.
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