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Sailor and the 7 Ballz (2000)
Michael A. Novelli
on Thursday, August 16, 2012
BONUS! Mendo and Hagan's commentary track:
Mr. Mendo teams up once again with special guest Diamanda Hagan
! And clearly, the only way to top a review featuring random genital mutilation
is with Sailor and the 7 Ballz
, a completely unlicensed and unauthorized porn parody of Sailor Moon
and Dragon Ball Z
and lots of other anime, complete with horrible animation, cartoon jizz flying everywhere, the sailor girls growing cocks, and a plot too puerile for ten year old boys. Special thanks must go out to Jerry Nava, AKA the Film Renegado, AKA the (Unpaid) Editor who somehow found a way to cut this thing together without giving in to madness.
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