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Mr. Mendo reviews the lame sex comedy American Virgin, where a college student (Jenna Dewan-Tatum) makes a vow of abstinence, and yet still falls prey to a porn producer (Rob Schneider) who plans to put her in his Girls Gone Wild-esque video. Watch as a bunch of no-name actors (including Schneider's daughter, maybe?) go on a road trip to get the incriminating footage back.
Sailor and the 7 Ballz (2000)
A completely unlicensed and unauthorized porn parody of Sailor Moon and Dragon Ball Z and lots of other anime, complete with horrible animation, cartoon jizz flying everywhere, the sailor girls growing cocks, and a plot too puerile for ten year old boys. Sailor and the 7 Ballz 2: Return of the Ballz (2001)
Mr. Mendo returns (thanks to his loyal and very awesome fans!), only to find out that the infamous Sailor Moon and Dragon Ball Z porn parody Sailor and the 7 Ballz has a sequel! With no Hagan to help him through it, it's up to the Film Renegado to help make sense out of this... thing... pPink Lady... and Jeff “Episode #2”
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