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Mr. Mendo reviews the lame sex comedy American Virgin, where a college student (Jenna Dewan-Tatum) makes a vow of abstinence, and yet still falls prey to a porn producer (Rob Schneider) who plans to put her in his Girls Gone Wild-esque video. Watch as a bunch of no-name actors (including Schneider's daughter, maybe?) go on a road trip to get the incriminating footage back.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles “Rust Never Sleeps”
“Guys, the French hate the Eiffel Tower. The average Parisian thinks it’s an eyesore. Guy de Maupassant used to eat at their restaurant every day just so he wouldn’t have to look at the damn thing! If you collapse it, they’ll probably send you a gift basket.”Judge Dredd (1995)
“Every time Assante says the word ‘law’, he goes to a rather guttural region of his throat that generates a line reading that’s simply hysterical.”Pink Lady... and Jeff “The Lost Episode”
“We’re lucky the show didn’t get a second season, or else we might have had to see Charlotte Rae pistol-whip an infant, or Red Skelton sodomize a leprechaun with a chainsaw.”It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
“So, basically, one guy was all that was stopping Bedford Falls from turning into a hellhole. I think that’s ample evidence George should’ve gotten out when he had the chance. I mean, come on. If the general populace is too weak-willed not to turn into East St. Louis, why would you want to save them? At what point does personal responsibility kick in? There was no reason whatsoever for George to throw away his life and happiness for these losers.”Pink Lady... and Jeff “Episode #5”
“Honestly, I think Jeff Altman might have been the only person left who still thought this show was a good idea.”Jar Jar, Ruby Rhod, and the legacy of Urkel
“I honestly can’t recall a single example of someone claiming an annoying character ‘ruined the movie’ when there wasn’t a non-white actor playing the role. ”
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