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Mr. Mendo reviews the lame sex comedy American Virgin, where a college student (Jenna Dewan-Tatum) makes a vow of abstinence, and yet still falls prey to a porn producer (Rob Schneider) who plans to put her in his Girls Gone Wild-esque video. Watch as a bunch of no-name actors (including Schneider's daughter, maybe?) go on a road trip to get the incriminating footage back.
Pink Lady... and Jeff “The Lost Episode”
“We’re lucky the show didn’t get a second season, or else we might have had to see Charlotte Rae pistol-whip an infant, or Red Skelton sodomize a leprechaun with a chainsaw.”Pink Lady... and Jeff “Episode #5”
“Honestly, I think Jeff Altman might have been the only person left who still thought this show was a good idea.”Sailor and the 7 Ballz (2000)
A completely unlicensed and unauthorized porn parody of Sailor Moon and Dragon Ball Z and lots of other anime, complete with horrible animation, cartoon jizz flying everywhere, the sailor girls growing cocks, and a plot too puerile for ten year old boys. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles “Rust Never Sleeps”
“Guys, the French hate the Eiffel Tower. The average Parisian thinks it’s an eyesore. Guy de Maupassant used to eat at their restaurant every day just so he wouldn’t have to look at the damn thing! If you collapse it, they’ll probably send you a gift basket.”Insane Clown Posse: An Editorial
“I’m coming from the most objective place possible when I say that Insane Clown Posse does not deserve their mantle as ‘Worst Rap Group in History’.”The Erotic Witch Project Trilogy: 2000-2001
Mendo closes out his trilogy of porn reviews with a look at a series of Blair Witch Project spoofs that are a lot better than the actual films, but still incredibly weird in their own right. Keep an eye out for That '70s Girl's A.J. Khan!
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