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7/15/2012 12:44:19 AM
I hope someone sends a story in so I can make another one...
7/15/2012 1:29:22 AM
I've been thinking to myself, Mendo wouldn't possibly enjoy my usual themes. Then I realized GasMaskAngel has a FA account.Oh yes. I think I can come up with something. Dot. Dot. Dot.
7/15/2012 3:09:28 AM
Well, write quickly...
3/2/2013 8:15:10 AM
i will write one later, you will get pure enjoyment from it.
3/2/2013 6:47:54 PM
You'd damn well better! ;-)
4/30/2012 6:13:06 AM
Greatest fanfic ever.
4/30/2012 11:12:15 PM
I know, right?
4/17/2012 5:46:27 PM
Only slightly less horrifying than your pixelated portions of 'Anti-Christ'. But hey, you know you've made psyche scaring impressions when someone writes a Lemon in your honor! *Breaks into bad Peter Cetera*"I am a man who would write for your honor,I'll be the hero you're dreaming of.We'll live forever, knowing together that we did it all for the glory of love!"
4/19/2012 5:56:13 PM
"You're the feeling in my life!You're the inspiration!"
4/16/2012 2:27:36 AM
Beefstick? I learn new euphemisms for "penis" every day.
4/16/2012 2:38:42 AM
Useful thing to have, these internet videos...
4/16/2012 1:02:40 AM
Oh boy... oscar worthy!
4/16/2012 2:09:33 AM
4/15/2012 10:16:11 PM
Well, Mr Novelli, that was certainly...insane.(Certainly it made me laugh, but if someone sent me fanfic in which I had a role like that I would seriously think about calling the police.)
4/16/2012 2:09:06 AM
Nah, me and Kevin go way back. Back in the day-back...
4/12/2012 3:29:37 PM
Scott Pilgrim is not a hipster film. It's a GAMER film. You can't just call everyone who disagrees with your taste in movies a hipster. That's the kind of thing hipsters do.That said, I don't think "NSFW" covers this story. I felt the need to cover my face in shame, and there's not even anyone else in the room with me.
4/12/2012 3:39:38 PM
Well, as for the "hipster/gamer" complaint, I would direct my complaints to the author of the story, if it were me. Don't see why you should feel too embarassed; I take this kind of thing in stride (it's not as if I don't have a sense of humor about myself...) ;-)
4/12/2012 9:30:44 PM
Hey, I have a sense of humor too, but if somebody sent me a fanfic about myself raping and then killing an actor I disliked, I think I'd be a little freaked out. That said, I did laugh a few times during this.And yeah, just to make it clear, I wasn't really complaining about you, I was just voicing a general opinion.I just don't get why some people think Scott Pilgrim is a hipster movie. I will acquiesce that it's a niche film: if you're not in the target audience it's not going to have anything for you and you'll probably hate it, but being targeted at a small niche has nothing to do with hipsters.Also, like I said, taking everyone who likes something you don't and then lumping them all together under some insulting phrase is exactly the sort of thing hipsters do, and a large part of why everyone hates them.
4/12/2012 10:13:45 PM
That's nothing, you should see his DeviantART page...
4/11/2012 3:43:34 PM
Well, people have already started sending stories in. Anyone here wants to participate, let me know!
4/11/2012 11:05:24 AM
Ah,the art of beautiful storytelling. I'm convinced that this was written by R.D.Moore, its his usual style, J.J. Abrams will probably want to direct it.
4/11/2012 7:01:31 AM
Does this fanfic idea apply to other reviewers? Because I can come up with some creative scenarios involving me, Sofie, Miss Piggy, a pony from My Little Pony, and a sonic screwdriver.
4/11/2012 7:35:44 AM
That...would really be up to her...
4/10/2012 8:57:27 PM
...Where did the writer of this find a gateway into my head?
4/10/2012 9:34:26 PM
I found it in the bottom of a bottle of whaler's rum.
4/10/2012 8:32:39 PM
Damn! That was...interesting.
4/10/2012 9:31:15 PM
I was cursed to live in interesting times, it seems...
4/10/2012 10:54:50 AM
I tweeted this link all over my twitter feed while laughing hysterically as I was watching it. I don't understand why none of my followers have thanked me yet. I thought sharing was caring, ya know?! ;)
4/10/2012 2:47:43 PM
You should kill them!Or something. I dunno...
4/10/2012 9:02:13 AM
Personally, I'm holding out for Me/Oancitizen with cameos by Hagan and Jello Biafra of Dead Kennedys!
4/10/2012 5:43:52 AM
Not bad for something I wrote while very, very drunk. God only knows what horrors I could have unleashed while sober.
4/10/2012 5:45:36 AM
Also, this might be the worst thing I've ever done.
4/10/2012 2:48:26 PM
If by "worst" you mean "most awesome", then yes...
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