NOTE: This article will discuss major spoilers from Season 4 of “Orange Is the New Black”. Like, seriously major. If you haven’t finished bingeing this season, please remove yourself from the rock you’ve been living under and find the nearest Netflix account…
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Pablo, Alba’s first love, is back in town and is spreading bad luck wherever he goes. Jane’s future in laws declare they hate her, Rogelio is still kidnapped, Petra doesn’t want to bond with her babies, and Rafael’s half brother Derek is being mysterious. Wait, those things can’t all be because of one man’s curse? In telenoveland, they can be.
As the police investigate the Hapstell case further, the ANTLs take turns blaming Annalise for all of their problems. There’s drinking, crying, secrets revealed, random hook ups–yep, just another typical HTGAWM episode.
It’s the motherload of telenovela tropes! Babies being born, hostages being held, a long-lost brother revealed, dramatic heart to heart conversations about love and sex and…accusations of plagiarism? Jane the Virgin runs down every big telenovela trope as Petra finally gives birth.
Wes continues to investigate his mother’s death, Annalise negotiates a plea deal, Laurel and Frank remain broken up, and the ANTLs keep their eye out for Creepy Philip. If everybody just talked about their problems, there would be a lot less unnecessary flashbacks and double crossing. But hey, it wouldn’t be “How To Get Away With Murder” now would it?
Everyone on “Jane Virgin” is wrapped in their own little bubble. Jane is so in love with Michael that she can’t see Rafael is hurt. Xiomara can’t see Rogelio is still hoping she’ll change her mind about kids while Rogelio doesn’t notice that there is something strange about his new assistant. Time to burst those bubbles, “Jane” cast!
This week, “How to Get Away with Murder” is renamed “How To Stop Someone From Getting Away with Blackmail”. The ANTLs gather to deal with Creepy Phillip’s blackmail video. Meanwhile, Wes and Laurel take a trip to Ohio and learn some troubling information. With the help of flashbacks, of course.
Jane goes on a date with the hunky Professor Chavez, Xiomara contemplates freezing her eggs to make Rogelio happy, Michael makes one last play to catch Sin Rostro and Mutter. In telenovela land, you better use what you got if you want to gain everything. Or in Jane’s case, lose something very important.
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Watch out, Chicago! NBC has ordered a pilot for a new installment in Dick Wolf’s “Chicago (Insert Occupation Here)” franchise. What Windy City workplace will be the next setting for the franchise? As always, Happy Nice Time People has some suggestions.
Everyone’s proud, prejudiced, or coddled in this episode. Glamma Liliana (guest star Rita Moreno) is too proud to admit the reason why Glampa isn’t visiting, Jane’s English students are prejudiced against learning, and Jane can’t stop coddling Baby Mateo. Oh, and Petra’s been framed for murder and the hunt for a drug lord is still on. Aren’t you glad this show’s back?
Ryan Murphy’s Scream Queens has (unfortunately) been renewed for season 2. Scream Queen’s Chanel Oberlin gives the scoop on the renewal and gloats. Mostly gloats.
It’s been over 20 years since “Friends” went off the air and we are finally getting that reunion special we’ve been waiting for since the gang left Central Perk. Except, it’s not going to a real reunion episode. No one told us life was going to be this way…
It’s time for the 73rd annual Golden Globe awards! Who will win? Who will lose? Who cares? We all know it’s the same ceremony year after year anyway.
New Year’s Eve is this Thursday, December 31st and it’s fast approaching. As we look forward to the parties and making our resolutions, here are some of our favorite TV characters who should seriously consider some self-improvement this year.
Everyone can’t stop talking about Steve Harvey’s mistake at the 2015 Miss Universe pageant, which is a shame because everyone has forgotten the wacky and downright weird costumes worn during the competition. Let us celebrate the real winners!
The Scream Queens finale is finally here! The Red Devil will be unmasked and it will surprise you. Mostly because there hasn’t been any real clues or actual foreshadowing to be shocking.
The Red Devil is back and the Chanels are positive Dean Munsch is beneath the mask. However, their plans to kill the killer don’t go so well. Meanwhile, Grace debates having sex with Pete. Glad to see Grace has her priorities straight, with a killer running around and all.
‘Tis the season to complain about the season, and ABC Family needs to answer for its crimes against Christmas or at least explain what “Toy Story” is doing here and who is the heck is Nestor the long-eared donkey anyway?!
Jessica Jones has been a comic book hero for less than ten years and yet she’s been chosen to headline the MCU’s latest Netflix installment. Is this rookie worth binge watching? SPOILER FREE REVIEW.