This week’s episode is a stand-alone valentine to the art of storytelling, the human propensity for b.s, and our need to believe.
Watch out, Chicago! NBC has ordered a pilot for a new installment in Dick Wolf’s “Chicago (Insert Occupation Here)” franchise. What Windy City workplace will be the next setting for the franchise? As always, Happy Nice Time People has some suggestions.
Our favorite mommy blog, the one and only Wonkette.com, reports that all seventeen mother hens at the self-named “One Million Moms” are cluck, cluck, clucking away about Olive Garden has aligned itself with Lucifer (the TV show) and therefore Lucifer (Lord of Lies).
Our friends at AgonyBooth.com attempt to silence the wails of Gene Roddenberry’s ghost by discovering where Andromeda went so horribly wrong.
Suck it, The Sopranos! Galavant got to end its (probably) series with a fade-to-black AND an epilogue scene in a place that was totally Hell, which, let’s face it, is likely where Tony Soprano ended up anyway, after the guy in the smoking jacket blew his brains out in that diner.
Halfway into the final season, and it’s our most action packed episode of the season. Mary goes to a pub. Edith has a date. Denker gets fired (for a minute). Oh and Neville Chamberlain comes to dinner and Robert pukes blood on him.
There’s a good chance you never bothered to see The Dukes of Hazzard‘s disastrous leap to the big screen. Fortunately, our good friends at The-Editing-Room.com re-wrote the entire script in 1,000 words or less… then slathered it all in sarcasm sauce.
From the kind souls at io9.com, this recap of a notoriously awful Season 7 episode of The X-Files just might give you nightmares for all the wrong reasons.
A White Martian comes to Earth hunting J’onn/Hank, bringing back painful memories of a Martian holocaust. Meanwhile, Cat’s son comes to town to become Kara’s love interest. Luckily, he’s already married to her.
Welcome to every single episode of Love It or List It… Hilary works her ass off, while David spends 20 min on Trulia. That’s supposed to be a competition?
Everyone’s proud, prejudiced, or coddled in this episode. Glamma Liliana (guest star Rita Moreno) is too proud to admit the reason why Glampa isn’t visiting, Jane’s English students are prejudiced against learning, and Jane can’t stop coddling Baby Mateo. Oh, and Petra’s been framed for murder and the hunt for a drug lord is still on. Aren’t you glad this show’s back?
DISH Network worth $22 billion, but could owe $24 billion in fines for being illegal telemarketing douchebags
From the delightful scamps at FunnyOrDie.com, here’s an inside look why it might not be fancy-pants streaming technology that destroys DISH Network but the plain ol’ landline telephone.
The X-Files moves forward while looking back, and does it with enough Easter eggs and other goodies to satisfy its fans. Sunday may have been a shaky start, but Monday brings us back where we belong.
From the nice people at Cracked.com, here are five TV reunions that not only failed to recapture the magic but quickly descended into prostitution, slavery, and death.
The X-files is back and we really want to believe it’s good, but the Scully in us has doubts.
Worlds collide at Downton Abbey when a lunch guest reveals a surprising connection, and everyone remembers how great Sybil was. Mary vows to be a better human being. Anna smiles.
Because these days, a zombie plot is a rite of passage for every prime time television show . . . kind of like bar mitzvahs, or a girl’s first period . . .
From our friends at AgonyBooth.com, join Captain Kirk and crew for a terrifying tale of jihad in outer space as only the old Star Trek animated series could tell it.
Winn’s dad AKA the Toyman appears at long last. Was it worth the wait? Knowing this show, do you even have to ask?
Ryan Murphy’s Scream Queens has (unfortunately) been renewed for season 2. Scream Queen’s Chanel Oberlin gives the scoop on the renewal and gloats. Mostly gloats.