Tagged: Based on the Best-Selling Book

The NeverEnding Story (1984) (part 2 of 2)

“Why does there always have to be a ‘chosen one’? Why is there always some insanely powerful trinket that can do pretty much anything the wearer wants? Why are fantasy lands always ruled by a single person? And why is that person always either a tyrant—with an army of dark-colored creatures that can’t talk—or completely benevolent, causing rainbows and unicorns to appear by his or her mere presence?

“If you’re looking for answers to these questions, or at least a fresh take on the old fantasy clichés, this is not the movie for you.”

The NeverEnding Story (1984) (part 1 of 2)

“Why does there always have to be a ‘chosen one’? Why is there always some insanely powerful trinket that can do pretty much anything the wearer wants? Why are fantasy lands always ruled by a single person? And why is that person always either a tyrant—with an army of dark-colored creatures that can’t talk—or completely benevolent, causing rainbows and unicorns to appear by his or her mere presence?

“If you’re looking for answers to these questions, or at least a fresh take on the old fantasy clichés, this is not the movie for you.”

Eragon (2006) (part 13 of 13)

“Why exactly did this movie turn out so terrible? Well, aside from the poor source material they were working with, it’s pretty clear what doomed the movie: they just didn’t give a shit.”

Eragon (2006) (part 12 of 13)

“Why exactly did this movie turn out so terrible? Well, aside from the poor source material they were working with, it’s pretty clear what doomed the movie: they just didn’t give a shit.”

Eragon (2006) (part 11 of 13)

“Why exactly did this movie turn out so terrible? Well, aside from the poor source material they were working with, it’s pretty clear what doomed the movie: they just didn’t give a shit.”

Eragon (2006) (part 10 of 13)

“Why exactly did this movie turn out so terrible? Well, aside from the poor source material they were working with, it’s pretty clear what doomed the movie: they just didn’t give a shit.”

Eragon (2006) (part 9 of 13)

“Why exactly did this movie turn out so terrible? Well, aside from the poor source material they were working with, it’s pretty clear what doomed the movie: they just didn’t give a shit.”

Eragon (2006) (part 8 of 13)

“Why exactly did this movie turn out so terrible? Well, aside from the poor source material they were working with, it’s pretty clear what doomed the movie: they just didn’t give a shit.”