VIDEO: Sex Trek: Charly XXX (2005)

Following that super-secret review of The Lego Movie that, going by the views, you didn’t watch because you were too busy actually watching The Lego Movie, Mendo returns with the first of a possible trilogy in which he watches porn and somehow gets paid for it. Enjoy!

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  • MichaelANovelli

    I have a great job! ^_^

  • danbreunig

    How more appropriate that I get to watch this video a couple days after I just blazed through the whole Star Trek Animated Series? The old man at the beginning even sounds like Mr. Lou Scheimer himself–weirdly cool!

    • MichaelANovelli

      Indeed! Also, Spoony recently did a review of an action movie directed by John T. Bone (Lethal Games), and a few days later, the first time I watched this, John T. Bone was mentioned in passing in a joke I left out of the review!

      • Muthsarah

        I hadn’t heard of Nick Cave until you mentioned them recently. Just saw Wings of Desire/Heaven over Berlin, and they were in it. They even performed three songs.

        • MichaelANovelli

          I was lucky. I was exposed to Nick Cave on the Batman Forever soundtrack. Now, THAT was a trip to lay down on an 8 year old!

  • $36060516

    It always sucks when you think you’ve found a rare movie and spend a long time downloading it only to find out it’s overdubbed in some Slavic language.

    • MichaelANovelli

      Yeah. The sad part is my girlfriend speaks Russian, but refuses to translate, for some reason. I’ll bet if it was a porno SHE liked in high school, she’d translate it for me..

      • $36060516

        You’re dating Full of Questions?!!

        • MichaelANovelli

          As far as I know…

          • $36060516

            Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle! Glad you are making each other happy!

          • danbreunig

            I sure thought they would make a nice couple. They even remind me of a real couple I knew in school, right down to the near same faces.

          • MichaelANovelli

            Well, she’s Russian and I’m a Bear. Makes sense to me! ^_^

          • danbreunig

            So…you’re an Ursa then? :0

          • MichaelANovelli

            I’m an Ursus Arctos Horribilis!

          • FullofQuestions1

            And it’s funny because there’s a nickname for “Michail” which means “bear.”

          • MichaelANovelli

            Which, ironically, she never uses. She does call me her Little Gorbachev, though! LOL

          • FullofQuestions1

            Liar, liar, pants on fire. No, seriously, he’s making that up.

          • MichaelANovelli

            And I call her my Little Glasnost! ^_^

          • danbreunig

            Whatever you call each other, I wish you guys the best.

          • MichaelANovelli

            Hooray!

          • $36060516

            The conversation every parent dreads: “Mom, I’m dating a leather daddy… and he hated Forest Gump!”

          • MichaelANovelli

            Could be worse. At least I’m not known as “Spike” or “Knuckles”…

          • FullofQuestions1

            My mom doesn’t know what Forrest Gump is, so she probably wouldn’t care.

          • MichaelANovelli

            Cool. I’ll be sure to show up on my hog in a spiked helmet, then! ^_^

          • $36060516

            You think Mendo and Questions have nearly the same faces? 😉

          • danbreunig

            I guess, if you look at them just right… -,-

            I meant that they remind me of this other couple I used to know; the guy looked like Mendo, the gal looked like Questions, and they even had the similar proportion of physical build to M. & Q. (sounds like the name of a bank or gas station chain).

          • MichaelANovelli

            It seems a lot of guys look like me. Hence, the sunglasses…

          • FullofQuestions1

            Did they have a foot in height difference by any chance (okay, it’s more like nine inches)?

          • $36060516

            Must be awkward being that much taller than Mendo…

          • MichaelANovelli

            No. I have that much in height AND width on her…

          • danbreunig

            She was fairly tall; he had a foot more than her in girth than height.

        • Muthsarah

          Yeah….no. That’s just silly.

          • FullofQuestions1

            Why would that be silly? :/

          • Muthsarah

            Mostly just that I wouldn’t believe it without confirmation. From somebody other than Mendo, I mean.

          • MichaelANovelli

            Well, I’m not one to make things up, ya know. Why? Has Napoleon been talking about me, again?

          • danbreunig

            Snowball says so, although Squealer would deny it.

          • MichaelANovelli

            All Mendos are equal, but some Mendos are more equal than others!

          • Muthsarah

            …No. Still need proof.

          • MichaelANovelli

            Well, I think this picture I drew should clear everything up!

          • Muthsarah

            Well, now I have even more questions. Whereas you, maybe, have only the one.

          • MichaelANovelli

            Well, *I* think it’s pretty self-explanatory…

  • Sean McLaughlin

    Charlie X is a Star trek episode

    • MichaelANovelli

      Well, it’s still a dumb title…

      • Adam Bomb 1701

        Gene Roddenberry’s original one-page story outline was titled “The Day Charlie Became God”. And, that’s porn vet Randy Spears as the Captain. He’s getting a bit thin on top. So much so, he’ll soon need one of Shatner’s toupees.

        • MichaelANovelli

          I thought he looked familiar…

  • John Wilson

    Reviewing any hentai?

    • MichaelANovelli

      I may. 😉