Join the cartoon version of Mr. T as he tours the country with a band of young gymnasts, solving crimes and indiscriminately committing felony assaults in a world that appears to be free of police!
"Other shows jump the shark, Mr. T coldcocks it!"
"Messing with people minds? Stealin' they thoughts? That sounds like mind thievery to me!"
"This investigation requires mangled maxims and smashing down doors. Better get Mr. T!"
"If you've never seen a duck driving a fire truck carrying a pig, a goat, and a chicken, well... You have now."
"Hey, just wait and see how long it takes you to go on a murderous rampage when no one will help you finish a crossword puzzle."
“If you only watch one episode of Mister T this year, it might as well be this one.”
"Woody can’t see, Spike teleports, space is warped, and a robotic Mr. T trades quips with the real one."
At the time, this was the single most watched event in television history. Scientists have yet to determine why.
For more Mr. T-related insanity, check out the following recaps:
"The essential component of Mr. T's philosophy is that all of life's difficulties can be solved by doing squats."
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