Prince Is Throwing A Sexxxy Pajama Dance Party And We Can’t Decide What To Wear
After what was literally a Pleistocene epoch of waiting and teasing, Prince has finally finally finally dropped the full-length video for “Breakfast Can Wait” and it is fantastic. Rhythm Nation-era group dancing, a female Prince impersonator, and, of course, pancakes.
Even better than the video, however, is that Price is throwing a late night/early morning pajama party.
We’re at a loss, because we have so many sexxxy pajama choices we could wear to a pajama dance party, so you’ve really got to help us out here.
1) Sexxxy matching Coffee Lover Footie Pajamas
Because you know it is sexxxy when you AND your ladyfriend or your manfriend wear the same thing. Plus, the coffee theme is so sexxxily appropriate for breakfast!
2) Sexxxy Full-Length Flannel Nightgown
It has “feminine details” so you KNOW it keeps you sexxxy. And kinda Amish looking.
3) Sexxxy leopard print Snuggie
Because it just doesn’t get any sexier, amirite? Plus, the leopard print makes it very classy indeed.
4) Batman boxers with cape
This look isn’t for everyone. You’ve got to really be extra sexxxy and classy to pull off something as hot as caped underwear.
See? These are all so very sexxxy and classy and impressive that we can’t possibly choose without your help. But hurry up, please. The party’s tomorrow!