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“This is the mythology-inspired sword and sandals movie genre, and it’s not that far removed from its cape-and-tights cousin.”
“I realize he has to take these kind of gigs thanks to his current financial situation, but that shouldn’t be an excuse for a total lack of effort.”
“I came for robots, and I left with a migraine.”
“One of the few Full Moon features that didn't go on to become a franchise.”
“Oh, the places you’ll be dragged, dear viewer.”
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“Only once is the idea even brought up that maybe the world ‘isn’t ready for this’, which is immediately shot down with a line that made me want to stand up and cheer: ‘Knowledge doesn’t cause chaos; ignorance does.’”
A brief editorial about the recent Ninja Turtles film, and why you should just give it a freaking break, already!
Renegado found a terrible remake in the Walmart bargain bin, but before he can review it, he has to talk about the original: Coming from Australia, this is Marco Polo Junior Versus the Red Dragon.
“It’s really amusing to watch each character get slowly dumbed down before our eyes. It’s like watching the history of slasher films itself, as each sequel becomes stupider, more clichéd, and less human and enjoyable.”
One of the most ridiculous B-movies ever. The metal band Psychostick helps Cecil tackle this one by giving the episode an awesome intro tune.
“It’s rather obvious this sequence was added in just to prove that 45-year-old Aniston still has rock hard glutes.”
“It’s just as ridiculous as it sounds and looks. Which in all honesty is what makes it great.”
“Even though they add the mathematically necessary amount of action scenes, it just didn’t stand out as something I’d care to watch again.”
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