Sofie teams up with the Film Renegado one more time for yet another DreamWorks movie, and hey, look! It has Mexicans in it! That makes the Renegado a happy man indeed! And as always, Sofie is never ever sarcastic about anything.
“I’m guessing concession sales suffered a bit during the theatrical run of this movie.”
Cecil looks at the erotic nunspoitation thriller Deadly Sins, starring Alyssa Milano.
In this follow-up to the super-smash hit, the Fear Fan encounters unusual townsfolk, a burglar alarm that frankly could be worse, a thoroughly confused owl, and the cosmetic magic of Wicca.
Time to roll out and watch explosions, stereotypes, and awkward bathroom humor galore!
“There’s so much downtime between events that it takes an eternity to get to the action we’re supposed to be getting immersed in.”
Obscurus Lupa helps Cecil tackle the wonderfully cheesy cliché-fest Lethal.
A new Transformers movie has come out, and Mr. Mendo very passionately has no idea what to make of it!
“Contains just a bit more cannibalism than one would expect from a Disney-produced Lone Ranger movie.”
“Will people look back on Django Unchained as Tarantino's masterwork? Most likely not, as Pulp Fiction is so culturally ingrained, and Inglourious Basterds is much more daring. However, Django is that rare film that just works on every level.”
“We’re really only seeing a woman being forced to strip naked in the woods because the writer wanted to see a woman forced to strip naked in the woods.”
“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: no one does borderline psychotic military commanders quite like the South Africans.”
In this episode, the Fear Fan takes on the first film of the current found footage craze: The Blair Witch Project. Does it deserve its reputation, or was it just a flash in the pan?
In this episode: Rita Skeeter, house-elves, truth, lies and media, the power of cooperation, the power of story, and why it's never a good idea to make Hermione mad.
The Horror Guru completes the Slumber Party Saga by reviewing the straight-to-video sequel Slumber Party Massacre III.
“After watching The Social Network, I’m more inspired to unplug my computer than I am to create the next online sensation, especially if it means meeting one of these characters.”
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