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Last year, Mr. Mendo reviewed A Haunted House. He returns for the sequel, with a very unusual guest.
“Sure, there are plenty of jokes at her expense, mostly having to do with her boobs or that she has a lot of sex. But the tone is one of affection. Oh Elvira, you adorable sex-haver!”
Danny Trejo returns as the Epic Beard Guy, but this time, there's no memes to save him, so he enlists the help of Bernie (Danny Glover) to take down an evil drug cabal. Explosions, action, and old people pretending to be bad asses, it's Dannytastic!
“The Prestige is an interesting puzzle that’s complex while still being fun. Well, as ‘fun’ as a Christopher Nolan film can be, anyway. ”
“Even with all of Lester’s silly comedy bits, Superman II is still superior to any other superhero movie that would come along for decades.”
“They join the battle alongside the French, all the while causing, presumably, numerous time paradoxes by blatantly messing with history. Or not. Timeline doesn’t really concern itself with such trivia.”
“Christian Bale acts more robotic than the cyborgs he’s fighting.”
“It’s funny that in a world inhabited by iron-clad, god-like, and star-spangled superheroes, we end up with such bland and boring villains.
Cecil takes a look back at the 1990 Captain America.
“So there’s the real lesson of the movie: it’s what’s on the inside that counts, as long as the outside looks like Chris Evans on a five-hour-a-day workout regimen.”
Sofie's almost to the finish line of Miyazaki March as she looks at... Well, let's just say it's a good thing this wasn't Hayao Miyazaki's final film.
This week is the paranoia that surrounded the made for TV movie Mazes and Monsters.
The death of Fred Phelps, leader of the Westboro Baptist Church, inspires Count Jackula to review a movie he inspired, which also happens to be the first horror movie by Kevin Smith. Will Red State starring Michael Parks have you seeing red, or will it just give you the blues?
“The movie as a whole is like getting a gift card for Christmas: perfectly acceptable, but not requiring a whole lot of thought.”
“Could Anchorman 2 be the end of Will Ferrell’s over-hyped career? In a nutshell: yes. Or, at least, it should be.”
In this episode, Sofie talks about a movie with a main character named Sophie.
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