Morning Sideboob: Jennifer Aniston Wants Her BFF Charm Back From Courteney Cox

Morning Sideboob: Jennifer Aniston Wants Her BFF Charm Back From Courteney Cox

Another Woman Broke Them Up

Have the queen BFFs of all BFFs hit a rough patch? Say it ain’t so! Jennifer Anniston and Courteney Cox have been joined at the hip since they starred together in “Friends.” But lately, the duo isn’t exactly seeing eye to eye. And it’s all because of another woman: Chelsea Handler.

Jennifer has been spending a lot of time with the potty-mouthed comedienne, a fact that isn’t sitting well with Courteney. She’s just not a fan of Chelsea. Plus, Courteney is constantly nagging Jennifer to get pregnant, which has also driven a wedge between them.

A source told Radar Online:

Courteney can’t stand Chelsea. Courteney thinks she’s loud and crass–while Jen thinks Courteney is taking things too seriously and is acting like a jealous teenager. It’s gotten to the point where neither one of them wants to make the effort to keep the friendship going. Courteney has been pushing Jen to get pregnant for years! She’s given Jen non-stop baby and pregnancy advice, and Jen is sick of it. She doesn’t want a friend who’s a total know it all. She’d much prefer to spend her time with someone like Chelsea, who would never tell her what she should or shouldn’t do.

The situation is so bad, Jen is thinking of kicking Courteney out of her wedding party and replacing her with Chelsea. Ladies, don’t hold your breath for that wedding to take place. We’ll believe it when we see it.

We have a feeling this all stems from the rant Chelsea went on last year against Jennifer’s archenemy Angelina Jolie in which she said:

She seems like a demon. It has nothing to do with Jennifer. As a woman, I know when you see somebody walking across the room that’s a bad girl. I just don’t like Angelina Jolie. I don’t think she’s a girl’s girl. I like girl’s girls!

That statement there boosted Chelsea from wedding guest to maid of honor.

One Direction Caught Smoking Pot on Camera

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Are we shocked that young, wildly successful boy band members smoke weed? No. We’d be shocked if they didn’t. What we are surprised by is that one of them was dumb enough to film it and then somehow let it get uploaded to the Internet so the footage can break a million prepubescent hearts.

That’s exactly what happened.

One Direction members Zayn and Louis were traveling in a van in Peru when Louis decided to pull out a joint and his camera to document the occasion.

So here we are, leaving Peru. Joint lit. Happy days!

Here you go. Warning: There is a lot of talk about chicken in the video below.

The boy band’s teeny, tiny fans worldwide — who are not yet privy to the cold world that awaits them — hold the band on a pedestal of good, clean living, so this is making a lot of them cry themselves to sleep on their Harry Styles pillowcases.

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(Zouis = Zayn + Louis)

Don’t take it so hard, girls, in the grand scheme of things, a joint isn’t such a big deal. We had a friend who, back in the day, got a sneak peek into the underbelly that was a New Kids on the Block tour. Now that was some debauchery!

50 Cent’s First-Throw Fail

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50 Cent has a mouth on him. He’s always having beef with someone, whether it be Puff Daddy, Rick Ross, The Game, or Lil Wayne. He’s a rapper, so we get the whole mouthy bravado. Although we can’t remember the last time he released an album.

In any case, if you’re going to dish it, you better be on point, cuz there are a lot of people out there who are just waiting for you to mess up so they can make fun of you relentlessly.

50 Cent haters, here’s a little present for you. The man with the mega-muscles was chosen to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at Citi Field in New York before the Mets-Pirates game.

It didn’t go well.

Major, epic fail!

50 Cent isn’t the only celeb to have a bad showing on the mound. He can now hang his head with the likes of Carly Rae Jepsen, The Go-Go’s, Baba Booey, Mariah Carey, and Tara the hero cat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8jVKoR2QB4

Tough times.

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  • $73376667

    I ready “Zouis” as “Zouave” which took that entire exchange in a very different direction.

  • Uncle Verne

    Sideboob. “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”-I.M.

  • M H

    TELL MOAR ABOUT THE NKOTB TOUR!