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Downton Abbey: Open House (S6 E6 Recap)

The Crawleys have an open house. Could this lead to the French Revolution? Cora gets a job offer, but accepting might be awkward. Thomas is misunderstood. Henry declares his intentions, but is he Dutch-cap worthy? All this and more as we head into the last episodes ever.

Olive Garden Sells Its Soul to Satan

Our favorite mommy blog, the one and only Wonkette.com, reports that all seventeen mother hens at the self-named “One Million Moms” are cluck, cluck, clucking away about Olive Garden has aligned itself with Lucifer (the TV show) and therefore Lucifer (Lord of Lies).

Supergirl: Are there whites on Mars?

“Strange Visitor from Another Planet” (S1 E11) A White Martian comes to Earth hunting J’onn/Hank, bringing back painful memories of a Martian holocaust. Meanwhile, Cat’s son comes to town to become Kara’s love interest. Luckily, he’s already married to her.

Jane the Virgin: Pride & Prejudice & Coddling

Everyone’s proud, prejudiced, or coddled in this episode. Glamma Liliana (guest star Rita Moreno) is too proud to admit the reason why Glampa isn’t visiting, Jane’s English students are prejudiced against learning, and Jane can’t stop coddling Baby Mateo. Oh, and Petra’s been framed for murder and the hunt for a drug lord is still on. Aren’t you glad this show’s back?