Quod erat demonstratum, eh mofuckas? If you think this video is too confrontational, suck it! Roland works for a living, and doesn’t have time to mince words on the internet. So let’s rock and roll, and say your piece in the comments section.
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Body Harvest is a game where you travel back in time to stop an alien invasion force that’s come to earth to harvest the human population.
In which QyourfaceX and I bitch about Wrestling for 2 god damn hours. We talk about the entire card of WWE Battleground 2014, we talk about lots of tangential stuff, and we talk about the WWE Netwo…
A really long video about games and fun stuff I found at Goodwill, playing Spintires, Age of Wonders III, building a Pentium II legacy machine, having no free time, and saying “in any case” after e…
Josh “XeCuTioNR” Davis sent me a Dazzle in a box, with a game tacked on. How cool is that?
Bland unboxing video and obnoxious jokes to follow. Yeehaw.
Instead of reviewing Watch_Dogs(TM), I decided to review modern gaming, and Ubisoft. Fair warning, it is not a positive review.
Go fuck yourself, Ubisoft. And for the rest of you, thanks for wat…
Some weird review of a weird smart phone peripheral. Proper description coming soon, maybe, if I feel like it.
It’s Edutainment Month! So enjoy this video, in which Roland tries to string together a bunch of random clips of human suffering into seven minutes of light-comedy.
There’s a new Dragon Ball Z game, right on schedule! We’ve had one of these just about every year for the last ten years, but the last few have been terrible. With Battle of Z, a new developer and style of game play attempt to mix things up. So let’s see how well that works.
It’s an Examined Life (of Gaming) awards show! Join Roland for an angry talk (or “rant”, if you’d prefer) about the best and worst games of 2013, including Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon, Grand Theft Auto V, Rogue Legacy, Resident Evil 6, Takedown: Red Sabre, and Rising Storm!
This episode is about games that sold because of demos. Not because of their own demos, but because they had demos of other games packed in.
Just in time for Halloween (if you’re in the continental US, and watching literally in the next few hours), Roland takes a sidelong look at Cold Fear, another Resident Evil ripoff in the vein of Blue Stinger, Dino Crisis, or Deep Fear (two of which are exactly the same game as this), and realizes his irrational hatred of Ubisoft was pretty rational after all.
Another garbage Funimation DBZ release set to hit the market! Great!
It’s the biggest, baddest, buggiest MechWarrior game of all time! Part 4 of the MechWarrior retrospective continues with the standalone expansion pack to MechWarrior 2 called Mercenaries.
Roland played Grand Theft Auto V for more than a hundred hours, a handful of which contained actual gameplay! It’s flawed, rough around the edges, and rough around the middle, with many of GTA 4’s best mechanics run through the strainer of Red Dead Redemption and Max Payne 3. By which we mean ruined.
Some updates for ya. I’m working on too many projects at once again, and they’re all taking forever. Soon though.
I played Ni no Kuni for a few hours, obtained many loaves of white bread, and didn’t really care too much about the proceedings. You probably shouldn’t watch this. The whole thing is a close up of …
Worst game ever made? Maybe. It’s like a tactical shooter version of the fiasco that was “The War Z.”
It’s either not ready yet, or just terrible. Best case scenario is the game is aggressively up…
The expansion pack to MechWarrior 2 was released in the same year, and adds a couple of things, most of which are broken. As you might be able to tell from this review, Roland’s not really a fan.
Hey why not. Got this in the mail, and figured I’d take a look at it and compare it to the individual releases of The Elder Scrolls.
EDIT: Forgot to mention that the Morrowind map included in the …