Author: Count Jackula

VIDEO: Deathbed (2002)

From the Jackula archives: Count Jackula reviews Deathbed, also known as Stuart Gordon Presents Deathbed, which has no relation to that other movie he reviewed called Deathbed, because this isn’t about a bed that eats people, but rather a bed that possesses people. Watching this movie is essentially assisted suicide.

VIDEO: Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)

From the Jackula archives: Count Jackula reviews the lost ’70s cult film made famous by a Patton Oswalt routine, Death Bed: The Bed That Eats! It’s about a bed, that eats people. But the weirdness doesn’t stop there, because the bed also has mommy issues. Don’t believe us? Then watch and learn.

VIDEO: Raising Cain (1992)

From 2011: Jackula reviews Brian De Palma’s Raising Cain starring John Lithgow, a movie that really, really wishes it were a Dario Argento film. Can the Count survive this awkward entry into De Palma’s fimography? Can he survive the sight of John Lithgow in drag… again?

RAW FEED: Deathbed The Bed That Eats

Count Jackula reviews the lost 70’s cult film DEATHBED THE BED THAT EATS. It’s about a bed, and it eats people. But the weirdness doesn’t stop there, because the bed also has mommy issues. Don’t be…

VIDEO: The Purge (2013)

For the next 24 hours, all crime is legal, but the most shocking part is Michael Bay’s studio Platinum Dunes produced something that’s not a wretched, unnecessary remake of an ’80s horror classic! Count Jackula and Horror Guru review their newest release The Purge, starring Ethan Hawke, Lena Headey, and Rhys Wakefield.