"The bike crashes through the window... and right into the helicopter... which proceeds to go up in a huge fireball. Okay, maybe this film does have one thing Road House doesn't."

"Caitlin says they should try to get Rick to smile. Ooh, that sounds like a fantastic idea, doesn't it? And somehow, the writers were able to come up with a subplot even more insubstantial than the Voula-Steph animosity. At this point, I expect a subplot where Yick Yu debates whether or not to pick his nose in class."

"It looks like Heidi Montag figured she could sing, and has released a song and video entitled 'Higher'. I suspect it's terrible, but I've already seen 'My Humps', so how bad could this be?"

"If I have to sit through one more mediocre slasher flick, or one more laugh-free comedy, or one more lazy action flick, there's a high likelihood I'll snap and go on a shooting spree. It takes a lot for me to call a movie one of the worst I've ever seen, and only a few Razzie-nominated films this year even approached that designation. But each film on its own still amounted to about 5% of the pain one has to experience before scouting around town for the nearest clock tower."

"I'm backing Mr. Mercer for one simple reason: He represents everything the Agony Booth stands for. This site has a strong fondness for spectacular failures, and displays of complete insanity. And if Mr. Mercer is elected President, I can guarantee it will be the most spectacular and insane failure in the history of this great nation."

"So, all totaled, I only guessed correctly slightly more than one-third of the time. I suppose it could have been worse, but I got tripped up by a lot of that 'outside the box' Razzie thinking. How was I supposed to know you could nominate four girls as a group to win Worst Actress? How could I have known that Eddie Murphy, by playing a female character, was eligible for Worst Actress? (I was frankly taking the whole Linda Hunt thing to heart in my decision-making process.) And 'any two actors from Bratz' for Worst Screen Couple? How is that even allowed?"