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What We’re Streaming: April 2020
Mar 31, 2020
Zardoz (1974) (part 3 of 15)
Cut to Connery next to the lake, hiding in some weeds. He spots a line of people in chef hats and brightly colored clothes heading into a man-high blue pyramid. They’re carrying what looks like meat and other offerings, and they disappear [?] when they pass behind the blue pyramid.
He then notices a flower, aims his mood ring at it, and asks what it is. The ring tells him it’s a flower. “For what?” Connery asks. “Decorative,” the ring non-answers. Then we cut to a woman riding a horse and wearing a chef hat. And by that I mean, she’s wearing a chef hat and nothing else. Fittingly, this is our first introduction to Topless Chick, but more on her later.
Connery is startled by a noise, so he looks up and sees several people in a tree, all wrapped around the branches. He listens to them humming [?] for a while, then wanders off where he catches another glimpse of Topless Chick on her horse. They make eye contact and he goes charging after her, but somehow loses her.
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