Feb 2, 2021
No, YOU’RE Crying Over this Sweet "Screw You, Haters" Ad From Honey Maid Graham Crackers
Last month, Honey Maid graham crackers, which you buy once per year for s’mores and then leave at the back of the cupboard until the mice get them or they turn to dust, aired an ad that said everybody can buy crackers and make s’mores once a year, even the gays and the interracially married. It was a very nice ad!
But there are many many people in America who have the Twitter and the Facebooks and the emails who did not like such a thing, and had to send a pile of haterade to Honey Maid about how they were wrecking the fabric of society blah blah blah. Leading the charge, of course, were head nincompoops the Million Mom March, or whatever they are called, fresh off their complete failure to boycott JC Penney over Ellen Degeneres as a spokesperson.
One Million Mom [..] claims they are “highly offended” by Nabisco’s “disrespect of millions of American families by supporting the homosexual agenda,” Right Wing Watch first reported.
“Nabisco should be ashamed of themselves for their latest Honey Maid and Teddy Graham cracker commercial where they attempt to normalize sin,” members of One Million Moms wrote on the group’s website. “Right away it shows two men with a baby, followed by other families, and ends with different families pictured including the one with two dads.”
TWO DADS! Anything but TWO DADS!
In response, Honey Maid graham crackers did not buckle or crumble. Instead, they released an even sweeter ad.
Man, we’re totally going to need to make s’mores twice this year to support them. It’s a price we can pay.