Your Workday Will Be Better If You Play This Weird Ke$ha Game
So apparently there is a thing called twine. It lets you make quick choose-your-own-adventure type games online in a jiffy, and some goddamn genius used it to make the most amazing glitter-bomb-warfare Ke$ha adventure ever. Seriously, go play this thing, because it is ridic. It will take you about 5 minutes tops, and you will listen to Ke$ha’s song “Warrior” on infinite loop as you do it. Disclaimer: I’ve no idea how long it will take you to play if you’re the sort of OCD person that has to choose all possible branchpoints, but it would probably mean listening to many repeats of Ke$ha.
(hat tip to HappyNiceTimePeople’s resident game nerd superstar Picardiac for the link to this beautiful monster of a thing).