Wild Wild West (1999) (part 9 of 11)

Cut to said base, where everyone has gathered in a large auditorium. On the stage is Loveless, and behind him sit his buxom beauties. In front of the gals sit the president, Coleman, Rita, and Gordon. Surrounding the stage in bleachers are several hundred Confederate soldiers, handcuffed old men (implied to be the kidnapped scientists), and the foreign ministers. An orchestra plays [!] for no earthly reason, and the thundering applause is silenced by—I shit you not—a man striking the highest note on a glockenspiel.

Caption contributed by Gareth

“Do ‘Free Bird’!”

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Multi-Part Article: Wild Wild West (1999)

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