Top 3 most popular My Little Pony characters on porn sites (#2 will shock you!)

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Do you like My Little Pony?! Cool, which one is your favorite?

No, I mean to masturbate to.

The masses have spoken, and the answer is… Rainbow Dash.

This one.

This one.

Turns out Pornhub keeps track of these things.

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They’re monitoring who searches for what, and while they’re not releasing any names, they are sharing the numbers. (Link does not go to Pornhub, sorry.)

Well, they do all have tramp stamps.

Gentlemen, remember: Not every horse with a tattoo is a slut.

Before you ask, no—we’re not talking about porn with sexy women cosplaying ponies. This is actual cartoon porn of the actual cartoon ponies.

And no, before you ask, this isn’t officially licensed MLP merchandise.

The fantasy.

The fantasy.

The reality.

The reality.

Curious which other ponies top the Pornhub search list?

Rarity comes second, so to speak, despite the fact that she’s kind of boring and monochromatic A FREAKING CARTOON PONY.

It's a HAND PUPPET. Get your mind out of the gutter.

It’s a HAND PUPPET. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Pinkie Pie is third, as you might guess. And then comes Tentacle.

Wait, “Tentacle” isn’t the name of a pony—Why is that on the list of MLP porn search terms? I definitely don’t know, not even a guess, what’s with all the questions, shut up, this article is over!

I'll be in my bunk.

I’ll be in my bunk.

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  • Julie

    This was legitimately hilarious, and makes me want to go home and immediately wash my entire My Little Pony collection from grade school. Poor little guys!Though it does beg the question of what exactly you were searching for on Google to find this groundbreaking news? :)

  • M H

    Uh-oh. Is Dok gonna start a flame war with HNTP now? I can’t look.

  • Historicat

    This is ridiculous – everyone knows Fluttershy is best pony.