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Washed-Up Sportsball Player John Rocker Simply Does Not Care For ‘Draft-Dodging Muslim’ Muhammad Ali

Washed-Up Sportsball Player John Rocker Simply Does Not Care For 'Draft-Dodging Muslim' Muhammad AliJohn Rocker, he’s this guy. You remember him from being a balls-out racist, and maybe from those times he writed very important columns full of very big words, at the Internet Repository for Washed-Up Lunatics, WND. Well, now he has more things to say, and those things are that he is way more awesomer than that dumb jerk — oh, we’re sorry, “draft dodging Muslim” — Muhammad Ali.

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Hmmm, a “draft dodging Muslim”! Interestingly, the United States Supreme Court — in the most important celebrity case in its history, perhaps until Larry Flynt and Anna Nicole Smith came along — disagreed!

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Conscientious objecting isn’t draft-dodging, Herr Rocker. Filling your pants with shit is. We wonder if there are any of Rocker’s fellow WND columnists who could’ve admitted to such a vile act. Hahaha of course not, that shit’s un-American, y’all, and WND’s writers are white.

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