Vanilla Ice Shares Helpful Tips With Justin Bieber On How To Become Vanilla Ice

Vanilla Ice brought his usual awful facial hair to a video explaining the things that Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber must do in order to end up as awesome and non-douche-y as Vanilla Ice.

Bring their own paddle.

Swim across.

Get through the trenches.

Go through a weekend that lasts a few years.

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So, if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus do all of these things, they apparently will turn out just like Vanilla Ice, which Vanilla Ice seems to think is a plus. No word on whether this transformative gif regimen would work for non-douche-y non-starlet people, sorry.

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