Vanilla Ice Shares Helpful Tips With Justin Bieber On How To Become Vanilla Ice
Vanilla Ice brought his usual awful facial hair to a video explaining the things that Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber must do in order to end up as awesome and non-douche-y as Vanilla Ice.
Bring their own paddle.
Get through the trenches.
Go through a weekend that lasts a few years.
Learn that fame is like a snow globe.
So, if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus do all of these things, they apparently will turn out just like Vanilla Ice, which Vanilla Ice seems to think is a plus. No word on whether this transformative gif regimen would work for non-douche-y non-starlet people, sorry.