Twilight (2008) (part 7 of 9)

In the next scene, Bella is busy washing her truck. Edward comes along and invites her to come and visit his family the next day. Bella worries that they won’t like her, and he laughingly points out that, since they’re vampires, that really shouldn’t be uppermost in her mind. Hey, they’re making jokes! They’re actually laughing together and having fun! That wasn’t in the book!

Does not compute!

Edward pulls up, sensing something unseen, and leaves. A few moments later, Billy Black drives past, and gives Edward a very hostile look. This is because Billy comes from a clan of werewolves, and werewolves and vampires don’t get along. That won’t be explicated until the next movie, so I’ll spare you the confusion and explain it now.

Caption contributed by The Mud Puppy

Little known fact: Vampires are huge litterbugs.

Billy pulls over at Bella’s house, and it turns out he’s got Jacob with him. The two of them have come to visit and watch some sports with Charlie and the Moustache. Billy and Charlie discuss the recent deaths, and Billy gives Bella a meaningful look as he says he doesn’t want anyone else to get hurt. Hint, hint.

Bella goes to Edward’s house anyway. It turns out to be a really nice place, very arty with big windows and lots of wood panelling. I’d like to live in a house like this one day. When I’m rich.

Hey, Al, you gonna pay me for this recap? No? Damn.

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