Once again, the Green Meanie tries to attack poor me for no other reason than the fact that I happen to work at a hospital that was the site of some medical negligence in the '80s. And that I deep fried Nurse Awful's sister's face or something.
Nurse Awful (and I mean "awful", not Hoffel) is making the Chanels and I work the creepy late shift at the hospital. And where is Zayday during all of this? Kidnapped by the serial killer of the season AGAIN. Seriously, that girl will do anything to get out of doing any real work around here.
Welcome to Ryan Murphy’s Scream Queens, a show that 75% of the cast is too good for. As you know, I am tired of recapping this show and am handing the reins over to the one person who loves this show: Chanel Oberlin herself. For this episode, Dean Cathy Munsch will also take over. The Agony Booth is not responsible for any of the mean and hurtful things they say. especially to each other. Take it away, ladies!
As you know, I am tired of recapping this show and am handing the reins over to the one person who loves this show: Chanel Oberlin herself. The Agony Booth is not responsible for any of the mean and hurtful things she says. Take it away, Chanel!
Welcome to Ryan Murphy's Scream Queens, where all the good characters (see Chad, Denise Hemphill, and Tristan the Stalker) get killed off too soon. As you all know, I am tired of recapping this show and will be handing the reins to Chanel Oberline herself. Keep in mind, we at the Agony Booth are not responsible for any of the horrible things she says. Take it away, Chanel!
I've been down in the dumps since the election and watching a Ryan Murphy project doesn't help my mood so I have decided to turn these recaps over to the only person who enjoys watching this show: Chanel Oberlin herself.
Welcome to Ryan Murphy's Scream Queens, where awkwardly shoehorned pop culture references are considered clever writing.
I think I've figured out why I have such a sweet spot for Chanel #5. No, it's not because I enjoy the cheap vagina dentata jokes. Although, to be fair, who would have predicted that such an outlandish throwaway line would become a recurring joke?
Welcome to Ryan Murphy's Scream Queens, where killers get away with murder and not in a fun, twisty How to Get Away with Murder kind of way, but because everyone is so stupid and willfully obtuse that it makes you wonder how there's not a Purge-type scenario happening 24/7.
Welcome to Ryan Murphy's Scream Queens, where everything is extremely implausible in hopes of passing it off as comedy. It's the annual Halloween party at Our Lady of Perpetual Suffering hospital in the year of 1985...
Ryan Murphy's Scream Queens has (unfortunately) been renewed for season 2. Scream Queen's Chanel Oberlin gives the scoop on the renewal and gloats. Mostly gloats.
The Scream Queens finale is finally here! The Red Devil will be unmasked and it will surprise you. Mostly because there hasn't been any real clues or actual foreshadowing to be shocking.
The Red Devil is back and the Chanels are positive Dean Munsch is beneath the mask. However, their plans to kill the killer don't go so well. Meanwhile, Grace debates having sex with Pete. Glad to see Grace has her priorities straight, with a killer running around and all.
Chanel is excited to go to Chad's for Thanksgiving but an uninvited guest threatens to ruin her good time. Meanwhile, everyone at the Kappa Thanksgiving takes turn accusing each other of being the killer. What's there to be thankful for again?
The Kappa sisters exchange scary stories, but the real horror comes from Hester's plans to sabotage Chanel. Boone convinces people that he is a ghost so he can carry out his unfinished business. We could call the Ghostbusters, but even they couldn't save these people from their own stupidity.
Grace is obsessed with connecting her dead mother to the Kappa Killings. Too bad the evidence she digs up is flimsy at best and boring at worst.
Mysteries abound! Is #2 speaking from the beyond the grave? Did Dean Munsch kill her ex? Will any of these plots have proper motive and characterization?
It's election day in the Kappa sorority house so let's celebrate with Seven Minutes in Heaven, Spin the Bottle, and good ol' fashioned Truth or Dare.
It's election day! And Halloween! And prison time! Plus, the requisite murders. Man, if you're gonna cram this much into one measly hour, no wonder there's no time to make it make sense.
Dueling candidates for Kappa president turn to dueling haunted houses to bring in the votes, but all they succeed in bringing in is a pile of corpses.