This week on Once Upon a Time’s dramatic two-part season finale, the Author proved himself to be the crappiest alt-world fanfiction writer ever. Snow White got a new, even worse haircut. (Yes, it is possible!) A few people died, then un-died. A long-awaited “I love you” was exchanged. Old Dirty Homeless-Looking Mickey remained Old Dirty and Homeless-Looking, then died and stayed dead. And Storybrooke got both a new Author and a brand new Lord Assholes.
Just in time for Mother’s Day, Once has gone and delivered us an hour filled with mother/daughter reunions, mother/daughter reconciliations, mother/daughter bonding sessions, and a fire-breathing dragon who burns people’s faces off . . . You know, the usual . . .
This week on Once, Swan Queen road trips, car chases, kids who change nationalities when they become adults, a heart that gets tossed around like a hot potato, and a baby conceived under the creepiest circumstances ever.
ONCE UPON A TIME: Psycho Killer, Qu’est-ce Woof?
ONCE UPON A TIME: Maid Marion Gets a Makeover
ONCE UPON A TIME: Writing Wrongs
ONCE UPON A TIME: Things That Make You Go "Ahhhh, Ahhh!"
ONCE UPON A TIME: Extreme Makeover
ONCE UPON A TIME: The Kids Are Not All Right
ONCE UPON A TIME: The Bad Girls Club
ONCE UPON A TIME RECAP: It's Always Dawn-est Before the Dark (S4:E12)
ONCE UPON A TIME RECAP: The Wishy Washy Wishing Star (S4:E10)
ONCE UPON A TIME RECAP: To Thine Own Self Be True (S4:E8-9)
ONCE UPON A TIME RECAP: The Firestarter (S4:E7)
ONCE UPON A TIME RECAP: Revenge of the Blondes (S4:E6)
ONCE UPON A TIME RECAP: A Long Time Ago, We Used to Be Friends (S4:E5)
ONCE UPON A TIME RECAP: Captain Hook Gets a Little Handsy (S4:E4)
ONCE UPON A TIME RECAP: Maid Marian Gets a Cold (S4:E3)
ONCE UPON A TIME RECAP: Under the Snow Globe (S4:E2)