How to Sink a Career in Six Easy Steps: A Tribute to the Films of Burt Reynolds and Hal Needham (part 5 of 8)

Burt and Company quickly hook up with Farrah, and the rest of the middle portion of the film is made up of the aforementioned vignettes. Moore has a new girl in the car each time we see him, Jackie Chan’s car has a lot of high-tech stuff (not to mention both guys are horny as hell), the Sheik does… stuff, the hot chicks dupe a few cops (until being pulled over by one played by Valerie Perrine), Burt’s team trades insults with and sabotages Dean and Sammy… You get the picture.

In fact, pictures really say more than words can here.

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Fenderbaum messes with the ambulance while Blake distracts J.J.

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J.J. retaliates by telling the cops Blake and Fenderbaum are Commies.

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The cleavage routine generally works…

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At least until you meet a cop who can match you boob for boob.

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Ed Harris

A fan of less than great cinema since childhood, Ed divides his time between writing scripts, working an actual paying job and subjecting himself willingly to some of the worst films society has produced.

Multi-Part Article: How to Sink a Career in Six Easy Steps: A Tribute to the Films of Burt Reynolds and Hal Needham

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