Feb 18, 2019
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) (part 6 of 6)
Inside the monument, Skids and Mudflap get into yet another Ebonics-related fight, and they accidentally create a hole in the wall that just happens to reveal the tomb of the Primes. Meaning the tomb was hidden behind a wall that’s maybe an inch thick at most. I really have to believe that archaeologists at some point would’ve done radar or sonar searches and discovered the tomb, but apparently not.
Sam finds the Matrix of Leadership, but it crumbles into dust as soon as he touches it. Luckily, he’s thinking ahead and scoops up all the dust and puts it in a dirty sock.
At this point, there’s about forty minutes left to the film. I mention this because there’s a lot that occurs in the next forty minutes, but only about five minutes of actual content. Seriously. We get lots of shots of people moving around, and military vehicles pulling into position, and shots being fired, and nothing important happens at all. I’ll do my best to describe it anyway.