Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) (part 7 of 11)

Now we’ve had our quota of violence for a bit, so it’s time to go asinine comic relief in the form of Sam’s parents. In this case, it features Sam apparently running back to his place from the NEST base to find out that Carly isn’t there. He goes out to his parents’ RV, and the following happens.

  1. He says he had a fight with his girlfriend.
  2. His mother overacts.
  3. She starts talking to her son about how large his penis is.
  4. She offers him the following book.
Caption contributed by The Wily Badger

Thank you, once again, Michael Bay, for destroying sex.

Seriously, does this woman have Tourette’s or something? Everything that comes out of her mouth seems wildly inappropriate when in front of her son. This is the kind of stuff that makes a Norman Bates, that’s all I’m saying.

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Multi-Part Article: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

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