Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) (part 4 of 11)

Now we go catch up with Sam and Carly. He’s visiting her at her new job, which appears to be taking care of an automobile collection owned by a douchebag CEO named Dylan Gould, played by Patrick Dempsey, another actor who really should know better. He mentions that he “stole her away” from the British embassy, which, I guess, clears up why she was at the White House when Sam was getting that little medal of his.

Gould then continues to talk, for some reason, basically hitting on Carly the entire time, much to Sam’s dismay. This includes him talking about a car and saying “look at the curves,” while the camera pans up Carly’s body. Yes, Michael Bay. You like hot women. We get it. We wish we didn’t. But we do.

Caption contributed by The Wily Badger

I bet she makes his motor rev! Check out those hubcaps! And the headlights! Also, sex!

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Multi-Part Article: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

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