Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) (part 2 of 11)

Anyhow, it turns out that this ass belongs to Carly, Sam Witwicky’s newest, insanely hot girlfriend, who has the same name as Spike’s girlfriend in the G1 series. I’ll give Bay credit, because at least this particular actress doesn’t give me the same reaction that Megan Fox did, i.e.: I wanted to hose her down because she looked kind of sticky.

Carly and Sam live in a DC apartment or house or something. It’s this gigantic, rundown place with high ceilings so that the Autobots can come visit.

Carly wakes up Sam and gives him a rabbit. That’s not a euphemism or anything, which is somewhat of a surprise.

Caption contributed by The Wily Badger

I think on the whole I’d rather be watching Donnie Darko.

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Multi-Part Article: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

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