Mar 1, 2017
The Only Tony Awards Recap You’ll Ever Need
Look, you could read your Neil Patrick Harris kissyface stories over at your fancypants theater/theatre/THEATUH blogs, but why would you do that when your EIC made you a 69-second video about the Tonys? Duhh, it is best if you stay here. Now by the by, if you don’t know what THEATUH is, Wikipedia calls it “a collaborative form of fine art that uses live performers to present the experience of a real or imagined event before a live audience in a specific place.” It is also known as “the gayest thing ever.” Last night, your EIC and her gentleman caller (Haaaay, The Glass Menagerie, what whaaaat!) went to the 18th Annual Actors Fund Tony Awards Viewing Party in Los Angeles, which was very fancy and very nice, and watched the Tonys on a giant screen. She even put on makeup.
Also Florence Henderson and Hal Holbrook were there, what? I know. Anyhoodle, your EIC laughed, she cried (really), she had a ball. Here is the sum total of her feelings on the Tony Awards, presented in Vlogoscope (TM).
Here is a photo of your EIC crying after NPH kissed his man.
And here is some magical throwbackery to make you feel old.