Toby Keith Will Not Allow Guns In His Fancy Eatin’ Restaurant So The Terrorists Have Already Won

Toby Keith Will Not Allow Guns In His Fancy Eatin' Restaurant So The Terrorists Have Already Won

It’s tough when your heroes let you down. Take Toby Keith, for example. His restaurant, Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar and Grill, should be a place where a man brings his guns and his prayer book and his Obummer = Socialist shirt. But Toby Keith turns out to be a filthy gun-hating Democrat liebrul.


The latest Toby Keith restaurant opened in Woodbridge. Prominently displayed on the front door is a sign saying: “NO GUNS PERMITTED.”

Virginia happens to be a gun-friendly state, where it’s quite permissible for citizens to strap on a weapon and go into a bar or restaurant, as long as the weapon is clearly visible. State law is silent on the issue of drinking while openly carrying a gun. (State law does prohibit most citizens who are legally carrying a concealed weapon from consuming alcohol, but they, too, are allowed to go into a bar or restaurant.)


People are rip-roaring mad, and they’re showing how they feel all DEFCON 1 about this by taking it to Facebook because that’ll learn him.

Facebook has erupted over the issue, with one patron saying she’s “disappointed” and believes the no guns policy announces to criminals that “anyone leaving your establishment is likely completely defenseless and easy pickin’s for a robbery.” That poster said she will not patronize the new Toby Keith restaurant.

Another person wrote on the restaurant’s Facebook page: the no guns policy is “sad” and it creates a “more dangerous environment.”

Why does Toby Keith want his patrons to get robbed? Where on earth is the man who offered to put a boot in Osama bin Laden’s ass?

DID THIS SONG MEAN NOTHING? If Toby Keith won’t allow a Glock 9mm in Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar And Grill Bar And Grill, then the terrorist liebruls have already won. He prolly went soft on account of how he’s up in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G Bamz.

Toby Keith […] says he’s a Democrat, and was impressed by the senator from Illinois. […]

“So I thought it was beautiful the other day when Obama went to Afghanistan and got educated about Afghanistan and Iraq. He came back and said some really nice things.

“So as far as leadership and patriotism goes, I think it’s really important that those things have to take place. And I think he’s the best Democratic candidate we’ve had since Bill Clinton. And that’s coming from a Democrat.”

GodDAMN it. Where on earth is a good god-fearing gun-toting gentleman supposed to sup now? Sure, there’s Chick-fil-a, but we’re already eating breakfast and lunch there to support free speech Rosa Parks Abraham Lincoln Jesus Hero Phil Robertson, but in the evening, you like to dress up a bit, put on the jeans instead of the sweatpants, and drink a cold tasty ‘Merican beer like Budweiser except now we can’t even drink Bud because it is owned by a Euroweenie cabal. Red Lobster is closing, the folks that own Applebees have thus far failed to make their political affiliations known, and now Toby Keith is a 98-pound weakling who can’t even stand up to the anti-gun lobby.

Sorry, but we’ll be busy the rest of the day preparing our kickstarter/indiegogo/white house petition campaign to get Ted Nugent to start a chain of family-friendly yet filled with blond sexy ladies restaurants where we can strap on so many weapons it will be tough to lift a fork.



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