The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) (part 3 of 6)

Bella returns to Jessica, who’s pretty weirded out by her going off with some random biker, and calls her a lunatic. But Bella realises that she enjoyed the ride, calling it a “rush”.

More time passes, and Bella dictates another email to Alice. Having just risked her neck (and possibly her virginity) in an idiotic stunt, she’s come to a conclusion: doing stupid stuff makes her hallucinate Edward’s sweet, sweet face. So therefore, the obvious course of action now is to do more stupid stuff. Brilliant!

With that sorted out, she drives Truck to Jacob’s place. He comes out to greet her with a happy hug, and she shows him what she’s got in the back of the truck: two wrecked old motorbikes that she found in a junkyard. She wants to fix them up, and she thinks Jacob can help.

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“Yeah, so I’m a total wreck… Um, I mean these bikes are total wrecks.”

Clearly smitten with Bella, Jacob agrees and effortlessly lifts one of the bikes off the truck with his bare hands. Bella is amazed and remarks—yet again—on how big and muscly he’s gotten. It’s called “performance enhancing drugs”, Bella, get over it.

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Multi-Part Article: The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

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