VIDEO: The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982)

It’s finally here! Mendo’s long awaited Requested Review of The Sword and the Sorcerer! Oh, and free tip for anyone else who wants to request a review: Don’t pick a movie that makes Mendo say to himself, “Well, I don’t think many people have heard of this movie, so I should spend several months hyping it up so the person who donated it gets the most for their money,” because that just puts a lot of pressure on Mendo to do a much better review than the normal crap he spews out, none of which is helped by the huge psychological build-up of angst that the prospect of simply watching the film brings on. Especially when the film is no prize to begin with. It makes him cry. Stay tuned for a special guest appearance by someone you just might recognize if you frequent any other video sites… which, of course, you don’t, because you’re a good boy and/or girl!

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