The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising (2007) (part 9 of 14)

Miss Greythorne warns Will that since the rider was there when they time-jumped, he’ll be hunting them “through time” already. Will whines that he doesn’t know where the Sign is, and half a second later a window shatters to let in a horrible, ravening mons… wait, it’s a crow. Miss Greythorne is ready for it, and whips out a gleaming magical sw… er, a walking stick. She does the “speed-up-slow-down” thing, whirls around and whacks the crow a good one, whereupon it explodes into a cloud of feathers.

You know, it was worth recapping everything that came before this, just so I could get to do the bit where a seventy-year-old lady in tinted spectacles and a natty little hat lays the smackdown on a CGI crow.

Caption contributed by Jet

Old Lady smackdown!

But wait, it gets better!

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Multi-Part Article: The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising (2007)

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