The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising (2007) (part 3 of 14)

Will heads up to the twins’ room, where they’re busy playing XBox (product placement in a fantasy movie hurts Jet’s brain). They mock him some more, pointing at a masking tape “chalk outline” on the floor and saying that’s his “spot.” Will gives up and heads for the attic (at least he finds these morons as annoying as I do).

Caption contributed by Jet

Great, and I was just recovering from the tilted camera in Battlefield Earth.

The attic proves to be a pretty depressing place full of junk and featuring a big window with a broken pane. There’s no bed for him—hell there isn’t even a freaking mattress—he just lays out a quilt on the floor. Is anyone else buying this? I didn’t think so. Maybe he should go sleep in the barn instead. Or maybe the cupboard under the stairs would be nice and cozy.

Caption contributed by Jet

What product placement?

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